Rachel

... you bring me home 🌻

[Rachel @raystokes22]

Kids say the darnest things...

a thread:

[Rachel @raystokes22]

“I’m not made of magic, I’m made of potisity or whatever.”

[Rachel @raystokes22]

Kids say the darnest things...

a thread:

[Rachel @raystokes22]

“A Ferrari??? We can’t even drive!! The best we can do is a Barbie truck. Mind your air.”

[Rachel @raystokes22]

“65°?! That’s basically Canada!” - a fourth grader on the warmest day of December

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Looks like the Wet Bandits are in attendance

[Anita Stokes @acs_mom22]

Thank you @trg_gator @LearnInHenry Kendra Cook from @Griffin_RESA for supporting @RSE_HCS and their performance of The Lion King tonight. It was great reconnecting.

[Rachel @raystokes22]

Once again updating the public, I did not die. I did make it to the wedding.

[Rachel @raystokes22]

“If you don’t come to my wedding because your dead, I’m gonna be pissed.” -@Brianna_Hammond

[Rachel @raystokes22]

Just to update the public. This status changed two months after this tweet.

[Rachel @raystokes22]

2nd grader: “My dad said you had a boyfriend.”

Me: “Your dad would be incorrect.”

2nd grader: “Well, I guess you’re just a lone fox then.”

[Rachel @raystokes22]

the @Braves are G.O.A.Ts!!!

[Gabe C @GabeCrerie]

Deep thought for the Braves home opener: Why is there no kudzu at Truist Park?

[Rachel @raystokes22]

Thanks @harry_styles for spending 712 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to As It Was. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/hwiRghqyZ4

[Rachel @raystokes22]

One 2nd grader to another: “You couldn’t be scary with a Michael Myers mask on!!”

[Rachel @raystokes22]

ROCKY TOP YOU’LL ALWAYS BE HOME SWEET HOME TO ME #gbo #TENNvsBAMA

[Rachel @raystokes22]

“I regularly think that exsisting should be consensual.” -@Brianna_Hammond

[Rachel @raystokes22]

2nd grader: “My dad said you had a boyfriend.”

Me: “Your dad would be incorrect.”

2nd grader: “Well, I guess you’re just a lone fox then.”

[Rachel @raystokes22]

Student 1: “Teacher, teacher! He spit on me!!!”

Student 2: “Yeah, we were playing llamas!”

[Rachel @raystokes22]

“oh honey, everybody’s a tahoe girl.”

[Rachel @raystokes22]

Me literally one year ago in that stuffy hospital room fighting for my whole life. literally and figuratively.

[Andrex Herrer @andrexherrer]

How I sleep every night

[Rachel @raystokes22]

People who haven’t touched home plate:
1. Alec Bohm
2. Pete Alonso

@Braves

[Rachel @raystokes22]

First inning jeopardy??? @bravesorganist 😅😅😅

[Rachel @raystokes22]

Just ridiculous.

[Sportico @Sportico]

The United States of America is suing the Chicago
@Cubs, alleging the franchise has discriminated against individuals with disabilities—especially people who use wheelchairs—through Wrigley Field alterations. https://t.co/V4QkJOjiXs