Ray

a diary on why men scare me

[Ray @raystwinkletoes]

was so embarrassed about searching up the first 2 rules of fight club that I cleared my entire search history

[mr.shankly @sunrollercoster]

me treating uni like a side quest everyday

[daz @MetamateDaz]

this too shall pass but holy f*ck give me a break 😭

[• @yducknow]

When i'm having fun on a Sunday and it reaches 6-7 pm

[Ray @raystwinkletoes]

Getting all the homework done correctly and studying for hours just to fail the test is reason number 5849927464843 as to why I hate school

[Ray @raystwinkletoes]

getting your period on Valentine’s Day

[Ray @raystwinkletoes]

“How did you miss that shot??”

listen big dawg I’ve had a few drinks, the balls are starting to move on their own

[Ray @raystwinkletoes]

Owning a pink carhartt jacket would heal me

[Ray @raystwinkletoes]

If you use the self driving feature in a car and you’re intoxicated does it still count as driving under the influence

[Ray @raystwinkletoes]

Why can’t East Of Chicago Pizza be open 24/7

[Ray @raystwinkletoes]

Professor: I’m not gonna take attendance today

Me who woke up early, drove 40 minutes for my only class of the day, and listened to an old dude yap about stars for 2 hours:

[Ray @raystwinkletoes]

When he sends me a photo of him wearing jeans to his best friend’s wedding and I realize why we broke up

[Ray @raystwinkletoes]

My poor father picking up an empty package and innocently asking what a geek bar is

[Ray @raystwinkletoes]

I just wanna live in a house by myself with a brown upright piano and isolate myself from society

[Ray @raystwinkletoes]

instagram: happy birthday! here’s photos of you with the man that ruined your life

[Ray @raystwinkletoes]

“Having a car like that at 20 years old is hella impressive”

No I’m just not financially responsible

[Ray @raystwinkletoes]

I need a beer and a cigarette, I can’t deal with men anymore

[Ray @raystwinkletoes]

Chat he somehow found my Insta just to ask why I blocked him

[Ray @raystwinkletoes]

Getting blocked by two baddies simultaneously that he claimed were his perfect match

[Ray @raystwinkletoes]

When the fake account is “gonna be busy” so he goes back to replying to my real account

[Ray @raystwinkletoes]

When I follow him on my fake account to see if I can trust him but then he messages first