ray purcell

When I sweat it smells like coconut and tastes like pina colada. Because I'm polynesian. Get it?

[ray purcell @raysugarray]

@WayneWender I'm literally crying 😂😂😂😂😂

[Realine Group @RealineGroup]

Came for the crew, stayed for the Champagne Brunch 🍾

The party goes straight into Sunday with your host @raysugarray & sounds curated by @chriswlight.

Binge. Booze. Party.
Champagne Brunch at Varley.
February 26th.

RSVP @ https://t.co/x5W4vFOtLY

[ray purcell @raysugarray]

https://t.co/45DCqyNdHO

[Meg Walter @MegMorleyWalter]

Well, Security just escorted me out of the building so I won’t be live-tweeting Day 2 of Alphacon.

[Meg Walter @MegMorleyWalter]

Last thing from today: the keynote speaker told us we need to hire a camera guy to film us working and turn that into YouTube content to get sales. Can you imagine?

[Meg Walter @MegMorleyWalter]

They did not provide lunch. Just one can of room temperature Bucked Up Energy per person

[Meg Walter @MegMorleyWalter]

One of the speakers asked us to write down what we want out of life. Then he asked if anyone was willing to share. A woman volunteered. He told her her answer was wrong.

[Meg Walter @MegMorleyWalter]

That’s a wrap on day one. It was mostly dudes on stage yelling that if we have more confidence we can be rich and that the only way to save America is to start a business.

[Meg Walter @MegMorleyWalter]

I missed the first part of this presentation but I doubt I would understand what’s happening here even if I had I heard it.

[Meg Walter @MegMorleyWalter]

Presenter started his remarks saying he wasn’t prepared then spent twenty years reflecting on mortality and our imminent death.

[Meg Walter @MegMorleyWalter]

Speaker just told us someone in the room is going to die soon. Again, this is a business conference.

[Meg Walter @MegMorleyWalter]

This is a business conference

[Meg Walter @MegMorleyWalter]

“You can’t tell me what to do. I’m the f****** King.” -The Bull, on pandemic regulations and maybe entrepreneurship? Not totally sure.

[Meg Walter @MegMorleyWalter]

“Betas are the real pandemic” -The Bull

[Meg Walter @MegMorleyWalter]

If this is my last tweet you ever see it’s because I’m going to alphacon tomorrow.

[ray purcell @raysugarray]

@MegMorleyWalter This is solid gold 🌕🌕

[ray purcell @raysugarray]

@V_Augustus @RexChapman gz

[ray purcell @raysugarray]

@RMoney 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🦠🦠🦠🦠

[ray purcell @raysugarray]

@thesulk 😂😂😂😂