rayven ⋆

things that sober people have said to me, unfortunately

[rayven ⋆ @rayvenhurricane]

i think the worm in my stomach is making its way up to my head

[rayven ⋆ @rayvenhurricane]

ay those back hands got MOTION baby

[rayven ⋆ @rayvenhurricane]

i don’t need your ad libs on my abc’s

[rayven ⋆ @rayvenhurricane]

have you ever seen a cow eating another cow down by the bay?

[rayven ⋆ @rayvenhurricane]

i’m sorry, i have restless big toe syndrome

[rayven ⋆ @rayvenhurricane]

fuck biggie he’s from brooklyn anyway

[rayven ⋆ @rayvenhurricane]

a whore’s shoe is not good luck

[rayven ⋆ @rayvenhurricane]

fart shaped box

[rayven ⋆ @rayvenhurricane]

i bet all of these birds have high cholesterol

[rayven ⋆ @rayvenhurricane]

no grown man should be saying “goodies”

[rayven ⋆ @rayvenhurricane]

i hate when you can see elmo from the leg down

[rayven ⋆ @rayvenhurricane]

i take it back i take it back
god, PLEASE love slinky

[rayven ⋆ @rayvenhurricane]

god hates slinky

[rayven ⋆ @rayvenhurricane]

can someone pls tell me how to fix this 🥲

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

haters will see your bug ass in a rug and say "He is not snug"

[Mythology Bot @MythologyBot]

J953.12
Glowworm thinks
he shines like stars.

[rayven ⋆ @rayvenhurricane]

i’ll lick on all your teeth, baby

[rayven ⋆ @rayvenhurricane]

@turntechGodhead no fr i lost my fav jeans AND my fav dress like i live alone and no one comes here what happened to them 😭

[rayven ⋆ @rayvenhurricane]

#SendShaqToSpace2023

[rayven ⋆ @rayvenhurricane]

@AngieRogers1980 @IgnisImber i think they ended up moving her, but i’m not too sure. it was a mess for sure

[rayven ⋆ @rayvenhurricane]

@IgnisImber @AngieRogers1980 she’s mad that she paid an outrageous price for “front row” seats but is so far from the stage. ga put tickets are still on sale right now for like 200$