ray ❀

ego is the enemy

[ray ❀ @rayyfinn7]

when are they gonna make bacon not bad for you and anti-pork

[Neet @neet_sol]

Job applications are like “not that it matters lol but are you hispanic”

[Anya @nottcomplaining]

PoV: you made a small error at work

[bomi @idlyh836]

Im fucking cryitnjsnshsn

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Yet another early meeting of him blaming everyone when he kept changing the scope of the project

[father stretch my bandz @MILKANDH3NNY]

they are fucking at these run clubs
I have evidence

[Zion @zionszzn]

I cannot emphasize enough how important it is to lie to your coworkers

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

What it feels like for ADHD people to listen to someone finish a sentence they already understood within the first few seconds

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I'll go a whole week without spending $40 just to spend $1500 randomly in one day

[CLAUDIA MORALES @CLAUDIAPOSTING]

woke up so hungover that within seconds of gaining conscience i said out loud to no one “the only way out is through”

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

POV: When the two coworkers that hate each other finally start arguing

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Life after realizing that the May to August phase finally starts next Friday

[BFrog @BFrog__]

nadie:

el profe de educación física cuando lo ponían a vigilar un examen de matemáticas:

[໊ @wynavira]

the reason men can open jars easier is because they don’t moisturize