Jason Helton

Nerd culture writer, filmmaker, occasional comedian. Director of upcoming Laser Tag Documentary.

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@RepAndyHarrisMD Your dumbass probably can't spell NPR without spell check.

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@RepMTG Your dumbass probably can't spell NPR without spell check.

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@robtswthrayguns Daft Punk without the helmets

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@twhiddleston @sophiadimartino meow, meow, meow, glorious purpose, meow meow, I'm Sylvie now, meow

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@SirPatStew I just wanted to let you know what an absolute delight your audiobook autobiography is. As someone in my early days of my second (or maybe third) career as a filmmaker, your stories are pure inspiration. From the bottom of my heart, thank you.

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The Baltimore Raisins...and be careful...like the team, there's a choaking hazard. #aftermidnight #FootballAFood

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Dear @FedEx @FedExHelp

The level of effort from your driver is amazing.

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@Americanism308 @JesseKellyDC I got to thinking...despite our obviously conflicting views on politics, I think we can both agree that there's no place for Nazis in America...the woman in that pic is NOT right.

That said, implying you were one was a dick move...sorry for that. But also, I'm no communist.

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@JesseKellyDC You're such a "world famous" author, that you have to endorse your own book?

Twice?

Bwa ha ha ha ha...

Please tell me this is satire, because if it is, it's genius.

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@MikeMcMahanTM @StarTrekOnPPlus Do you think they have 2 or more Mark Twain costumes...asking for a friend...and my kids.

#twaining

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@Americanism308 @JesseKellyDC Your Nazi is showing.

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@DougBurgum why the hell are you texting me? I didn't sign up for your bullshit.

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@ProudSocialist

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@TheBabylonBee

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@atensnut

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A huge thanks to @ThatKevinSmith for being so awesome to my son over the weekend at SMODcastle. First time he's smiled in ages!

And thank you for your words during the Q&A. You have no idea how much I needed to hear them. (Starting a 2nd career as a filmaker after 40 is hard.)

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@RepAndyHarrisMD Do ophthalmologists take the Hippocratic Oath? If so, how's that whole "Do no harm" thing working out for you?

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@GoSoundtracks @BrianTylerMusic @NYSMmovie @Iron_Man If you haven't listened to @BrianTylerMusic 's Children of Dune score, you're missing out. Inama Nushif!

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My wife and kids gave me @TheHersheyBears tickets for Father's Day...how about you guys give me a win?!?! #caldercupfinals