Chris (Raz)

bald.

[Chris (Raz) @razjab_bh]

@VP is a fucking twat.

[Chris (Raz) @razjab_bh]

@GovBraun @realDonaldTrump Keep kowtowing to these hateful, ignorant pricks you fuckin bootlicker.

[Chris (Raz) @razjab_bh]

@SenTedCruz is a fucking slimeball.

[Chris (Raz) @razjab_bh]

@RepBoebert is a dumb twat.

[Chris (Raz) @razjab_bh]

Today I wanted to extend a very special FUCK YOU to @VoteRandyFine

Hope to see you unseated soon you piece of shit.

[Chris (Raz) @razjab_bh]

Listening to @PressSec @karolineleavitt vomit nonsense daily gets me one step closer to understanding why Republicans hate women.

[Chris (Raz) @razjab_bh]

They’re a fucking disappointment to the country. You, @GovBraun, are a disappointment to Indiana, your alma mater, and your regular mater.

[Governor Mike Braun @GovBraun]

President @realDonaldTrump and Vice President @JDVance are showing the world what strong, accountable, America First leadership looks like. The American people want peace in the Ukraine-Russia war that has cost our country hundreds of billions of dollars and vast military resources -- President Trump is standing up for them.

[Chris (Raz) @razjab_bh]

Add @brianglenntv to the list of people who can struggle for air on a phallus.

[Chris (Raz) @razjab_bh]

@mtgreenee can choke on a fucking phallus.

[Chris (Raz) @razjab_bh]

Just so people on here who follow me are clear:

Anyone obedient to Trump is the equivalent of Nazis who were just following Hitler’s orders.

And the biggest concern you should have is he’s not even in control.

Fuck him. And fuck @elonmusk.

They don’t care about you.

[Chris (Raz) @razjab_bh]

Not me crying at the @ChappellRoan concert 🥲

[Chris (Raz) @razjab_bh]

@berkleyconner Me since high school.

[Chris (Raz) @razjab_bh]

@turkey_husband Sylvanas is my queen. 4eva.

[Chris (Raz) @razjab_bh]

Some people would say scream singing “Salt in the Wound” at 630am is too much.

But not for me.

[Chris (Raz) @razjab_bh]

One year ago. Wow. Happy one-year to me and BSU.

[Chris (Raz) @razjab_bh]

Today is the day.

Every FMA fan rejoice.

Every Mean Girls fan also rejoice.

Also new job day!?!

[Chris (Raz) @razjab_bh]

When really tall people kiss short people, they look like draculas

[Chris (Raz) @razjab_bh]

$49 tickets for Taylor in Indianapolis that just went on sale an hour ago are already being sold for over $1000 on StubHub.

The people of this country are a bunch of fucking predators.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

listen up, stupids:
Al Gore lost his election and fucked off and went home.
Bob Dole lost his election and fucked off and went home.
Mitt Romney lost his election and fucked off and went home.
Hillary Clinton lost her election and fucked off and went home.
Donald Trump lost his election and whined and plotted and begged and bullied and conspired with his flunkies and eventually sent a mob of armed morons to the Capitol to disrupt the certification so he could cling to power.
all because he's a big fucking baby.
and that's why your guy is in deep fucking shit right now.

[Chris (Raz) @razjab_bh]

You guys will never guess who I just talked to in HR…

[Chris (Raz) @razjab_bh]

@turkey_husband Omg me too