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Daryl “Razor” Reaugh quotes every few hours!

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So Miro will metaphorically put a pillow over McDavid’s face and whisper, “Shh, Connor. Shh, it’ll all be over soon,” as he suffocates the league MVP.

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about time

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

Razorisms finally have their place in the Hall of Fame 😎

Congrats to Daryl ‘Razor’ Reaugh for being announced as the @HockeyHallFame's 2025 honoree for the Foster Hewitt Memorial Award!

@Razor5Hole | #TexasHockey

[Kier 🌙 @Keeping_it_Kier]

“It’s been like trying to track down scalded cats all over the ice, defensively, tonight” @razorismsbot

[Ally 💫💚 @StarsAlly29]

“A human version of an unmanned firehose”. About Mason Marchment. LMFAO

[x - Mere Bear 🇵🇸 @pdxmeredith]

im sorry but @Razor5Hole calling wyatt johnston a precocious prince of percipience is making me scream like shakespeare who??? #TexasHockey

[b @drysdalc]

well yes

[tk 🌟 @55THARLEY]

razorbot KNEW

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“Benneguin is back in vogue in AAC.”

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"Jake Oettinger tittilated the endorphins at the American Airlines Center."

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"The guy who's swag-less, but has tons of it, is the sort of leader of the Finnish mafia, Miro Heiskanen"

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"That truly looked like a fondue pot down there."

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"It’s been like a toddler trying to wrangle a garden hose the last little bit here."

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“They better go hug their goaltender tonight.”

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"He’s been the little rubber regurgitator game in and game out."

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“It’s the Febreeze list, fresh start boys”

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"So Miro will metaphorically put a pillow over McDavid’s face and whisper, ‘Shh, Connor. Shh, it’ll all be over soon,’ as he...

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"It's a battle of the Big Rigs! Those are two large structures!"

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"The excitement of too many guys on the ice"

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"Sexy little spin-o-rama"

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"Guys just don't finger guys in the middle of the game."