Cassie

Stagehand. Likes Molas, Supernatural, knitting, and other things that make life magical.

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#TheatreHoroscope: This horoscope is not late if you’re in the correct time zone. You will not have enough shirts for the load-out crew.

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#TheatreHoroscope: That show went exactly as planned. Just not your plan.

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#TheatreHoroscope: Your show doesn’t fit in this theatre. Don’t worry though: nothing fits in this theatre. Not physically or artistically.

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#TheatreHoroscope: This venue is like a Room of Requirement, but in reverse. It has everything *except* the thing you need.

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#TheatreHoroscope Aquarius: You could do a lot for the theatre world. You won't, but you could.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

The incredible migration of green sea turtles migrating to Raine Island Australia, to lay eggs

Females travel through featureless monumental expanses of open ocean to return to where they were born, the place their mothers chose to nest 1/🧵

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#TheatreHoroscope Capricorn: It's pretty incredible you were miscast in a role that was written specifically for you.

[Cassie @razzlecupcake]

@OffStageJobs This is one of the things that makes me angriest about our business. We're going to require blacks and pants and you'll be outside, or inside but we're leaving the a/c off because you're not real people...

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

This from @jonstewart is just perfect.

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Everybody should watch this so we can finally end this debate.

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

I AM SO SORRY, WHEN THE MEETING ENDED AND YOU SAID YOU WERE "GIVING ME MY TIME BACK" I ASSUMED I WAS FINALLY FREE

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#TheatreHoroscope Virgo: The show will go on, about 2 hours longer than its posted run-time.

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#TheatreHoroscope Capricorn: The attempt to save money is noble, but you really do need to have a choreographer for A Chorus Line.

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#TheatreHoroscope Avoid the trap room. Yes, everyone.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

You have nothing to lose but your chains. So be super careful or else you won't have your cool chains anymore.

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#TheatreHoroscope Scorpio: What you made can't be called a Hollywood flat. More like an Akron flat.

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#TheatreHoroscope Libra: The best acting you will ever experience is from the wardrobe department, acting like you are a delight to work with.

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#TheatreHoroscope Virgo: Today a director will make the bold choice to literally put lipstick on a pig in Act 2, Scene 3, & you will be the one stuck trying to find a rental pig for the run.