🍒amanda🍒

“I suggest we form a calming circle” ~ Mary Sanderson || BLM || she/her || Memento Mori

[🍒amanda🍒 @razzmapanda]

Time for Harry Styles had another photo shoot and I’m gonna roast em cuz no one makes me laugh more than myself (a thread)

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I know where that piercing came from 😏

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I look like abraham lincoln on crack

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For every unbearably slow john green novel there is always a top tier movie

[🍒amanda🍒 @razzmapanda]

Whoever made this you are sick and twisted

[holly @jinxabIe]

percy would’ve thrived as a roman and jason would’ve flopped as a greek in this essay i will

[🍒amanda🍒 @razzmapanda]

#freeethan

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Who chose this font??? you had one job

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YES BITCH ITS ABOUT FUCKING TIME

[Bridgerton @bridgerton]

Rejoice in this most thrilling news. Bridgerton Season 3 shall debut in two parts: Part 1 on May 16th and Part 2 on June 13th.

[🍒amanda🍒 @razzmapanda]

This is MY Roman Empire

[cowboy like jeeb 🤠 | percy jackson tv show! @ohgreekgod]

do you think about the upcoming percy jackson tv show at least once a day or are you normal?

[🍒amanda🍒 @razzmapanda]

THE ONLY RIGHT WAY TO EAT KRAFT MAC AND CHEESE

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Kraft is bringing back the SpongeBob SquarePants mac and cheese after a decade off shelves.

[🍒amanda🍒 @razzmapanda]

I MISS MY CAT I MISS MY CAT I MISS MY CAT I MISS MY CAT I MISS MY CAT I MISS MY CAT I MISS MY CAT I MISS MY CAT I MISS MY CAT I MISS MY CAT

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

This cat is known for arm flops so owner recorded some more for you 🤗

[🍒amanda🍒 @razzmapanda]

Ain’t no way I’m using threads people know me on there

[how long has unus annus been gone? @unusannusgone]

unus annus has been gone for 1,000 days.

[🍒amanda🍒 @razzmapanda]

LMAO MY DENTIST HAS GOT HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3 IN THE WAITING ROOM

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Hotch and Rossi coaching kids soccer together is a bromance if I’ve ever seen one

[m ✧ @prmnckuaso]

omg the original mojo dojo casa house

[Thomas Sanders @ThomasSanders]

The only thing I wanna know about aliens is if I put their blue finger on an Elvis record and open their mouth, will they play “You Ain’t Nothin But a Hound Dog”, much to the confusion of my Hawaiian sister.

[🍒amanda🍒 @razzmapanda]

I’m sorry but we all know that’s like top ten apology videos right? Like it’s UP THERE

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

she taught me how to manifest:

[🍒amanda🍒 @razzmapanda]

It’s the Unus Annus lore 💀