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ultimate frisbee. engineer. foodie. youngest child. #ACLclub

[Rose @rb0five]

@pete21982 @whatthedubz @MonarchsMKE I'd play in your bowling league, Pete!

[Milwaukee Monarchs @MonarchsMKE]

Mondays.

Photo by Rudy DeSort for @UltiPhotos

[Nick Hwang @NHwang]

With observers being distracted with Natties, there’s no way the PUL can keep up and ban ALL the loop hole trick plays we have for tonight’s game against Atlanta Soul.

[Rose @rb0five]

Buy tickets with my face on them!!!

[Milwaukee Monarchs @MonarchsMKE]

Single game tickets are now on sale! Want all three? Check out our discounted season ticket packages!

Will you be in Madison for D1 College Nationals? We'll be hosting @SoulofATL at Reddan Park on Saturday evening - student discounts are available!

https://t.co/f4Fx3BBYG2

[Milwaukee Monarchs @MonarchsMKE]

The 2024 @PremierUltimate season is almost here!

See you soon, @Philly_Surge @ny_gridlock @MinnesotaStrike @IndyRedUltimate @SoulofATL @PortlandRising

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

[at my second rodeo]
Ah, yes, I understand everything now.

[Grosdoriane @Grosdoriane]

I try to be generally kind and accepting of religious beliefs. But I draw the line at the year 1800. Every religion created after 1800 is obviously fake. The founder of your religion cannot have been alive while Schweppes soda existed.

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

Y’all are afraid to be corny.

Not me. I live life on the cob

[teryn @youngtiddy]

myrrh? i hardly nyrrh

[Rose @rb0five]

@KaitlynneRoling Big fan over here

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

“Money doesn’t matter” -rich people

“Looks don’t matter” - attractive people

“It’s not the cold, it’s the wind that gets ya” - midwesterners

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Oberon, Titania, and Puck with Fairies Dancing, by William Blake, 1786, 📸 by @DjcGallery

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

Last weekend my 6-year-old was upset because she was nervous about her swim meet, so I told her if she could find some confidence and do it, I would throw a pie in her dad’s face the second he got home. That child swam like an Olympian. Follow me for more motivational tools.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

(deep inhale)

MY MILKWEED BRINGS ALL THE POLLINATORS TO THE YARD—THEY’RE LIKE, IT’S BETTER THAN YOURS

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Baby elephants typically don't learn to control their trunks until they're about a year old, which may result in behavior like this.

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

Schrödinger's cat

[Cleveland Crocs @CLEMixUltimate]

For the first time in history, Cleveland is sending a team to nationals

[Allison Carter @AllisonLCarter]

My favorite Halloween merch is skeletons of things that have no bones.

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

he explained this so perfectly