Roy Bangs

Best Mario Kart Player in Lynton. King of Mario Party.
Hormone Dwarf who bakes bread when his wife lets him.

[Roy Bangs @rbangs1992]

@NatashaBangs1
See, it's not just me

[neature vs norture @chionogirl]

My husband has a cold and he’s talking about the future like a man dying in battle

“I’m gunna heal up and smoke us some ribs, doesn’t that sound nice? Some smoked ribs just like we used to have in the spring. Me and you. I’m gonna get better.”

[Roy Bangs @rbangs1992]

@NatashaBangs1 @DaniBryce1

[Greggs @GreggsOfficial]

BREAKING: our first look at Sausage Roll 2!

[Roy Bangs @rbangs1992]

@shreyabasu003 @NatashaBangs1

[Blaythe @Blaythexxx]

Beating the dogshit out of my family at Mario Kart. No handouts. 1st 13 times in a row. People are crying. I feel nothing.

[Roy Bangs @rbangs1992]

@DaniBryce1

[IGN @IGN]

Horrible passage of time update: The Elder Scrolls 6 announcement is now as old as predecessor Skyrim was when The Elder Scrolls 6 was announced, and developer Bethesda hasn't shared another snippet since. https://t.co/LSoY3fIJ01

[Roy Bangs @rbangs1992]

@NatashaBangs1

[gigsandtours @gigsandtours]

✂️ SCISSOR SISTERS ✂️

To celebrate 20 years of their iconic debut album, @scissorsisters are back with a huge UK arena tour in May 2025! Plus very special guest @alisongoldfrapp

Book tickets at https://t.co/ZdhVEpVqZB

[Roy Bangs @rbangs1992]

@NatashaBangs1

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

The chance of being annihilated by a frog while in a hot tub is low, but never zero..

[Roy Bangs @rbangs1992]

@NatashaBangs1

[Second Tier podcast @secondtierpod]

The ceiling collapsed midway through Sunderland’s press conference after last night’s game 🤣🤣

[Nick is in London for three weeks @ikisnick]

UK exit polls: it's a Labour landslide

US exit poll: ANSWER ME THESE RIDDLES THREE, AND YOUR BETROTHED MAY BE RETURNED TO THEE

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

imagine you wake up every day in room-sized bed. you are gently lifted from the covers and dressed in warmest sweaters each morning. your favourite foods are brought to you. you have no bills, no job, no responsibilities. but you are a chihuahua, so you are blind with rage.

[Roy Bangs @rbangs1992]

@NatashaBangs1

[さくだとしゆき🇯🇵ToshiyukiSakuda @saku155cm]

大虐殺杯優勝逃しました。
ひとまず、死んではおりません。

#carnagecup14
#iwads

[Roy Bangs @rbangs1992]

@DaniBryce1

[Football Away Days @FBAwayDays]

“What team do you support?”

“Nobody, I’m more of a Rugby man.”

[Roy Bangs @rbangs1992]

@DaniBryce1 Just one? Cheap bastard

[Roy Bangs @rbangs1992]

@DaniBryce1

[grinchstarion enjoyer @teratomasister]

which one of you hoes ordered this?

[Roy Bangs @rbangs1992]

@DaniBryce1 new chip meal for the chip goblin

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@DaniBryce1

[freddie @freddie93]

NEED EGGS • CALL EGGS MAN

[The Broken Binding | Bookstore @binding_broken]

It's giveaway time! We are giving away a signed, lined and dated copy of our special edition of A Tide of Black Steel! @writer_anthony was kind enough to line and date two copies during his signing session - thank you again 💚

To enter, follow us, @writer_anthony and retweet!

[Roy Bangs @rbangs1992]

@DaniBryce1 @SkipSeasoned @dizzlekickss It's for the family. Unless its money.

[Roy Bangs @rbangs1992]

@NatashaBangs1 this literally you

[In Otter News.... @In_Otter_News2]

An Otter realizing all his cheese has run out...

[Roy Bangs @rbangs1992]

@NYCFCoco

[Fergus Butler-Gallie @_F_B_G_]

This makes it look like Gregg is being haunted by his Belgian cousin