A little girl with green hair chalk just asked me if my hair was dyed for Halloween. When I told her it was green year round she turned to her dad and screamed:
"YOU SAID GREEN HAIR WAS ILLEGAL AFTER HALLOWEEN! WHY DID YOU LIE?!"
fuck a break up have you ever tried to get over someone you had a brief connection with that burned bright and fast and then the universe was like wait actually sorry that wasn’t supposed to happen