Rachael Bell

I have no idea what I'm supposed to write here.

[Pat Whalen is blocked by @libs_ofchicago et al. 🌻 @ThePatWhalen]

Good morning #Chicago

[amy, esq. @peachofababy]

Driving from Chicago to Indiana be like

[cal? @cal_gif]

scientists see mice and go. ohhh yea let’s put this creature to the test

[Adam Clarkson @AdClarko]

At a pirate themed party. I’ve gone as someone who sells pirate DVDs

[Kelly Cosgrove @kellypat123]

current obsession is getting pillows made for trainees with their first big paper printed on the front.
science office decor.

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

love to chug caffeine and smoke a ton of weed then do something innocuous like eat some chips and be like “wow i feel super weird. i must be allergic to these chips.”

[Chambraigne Socialist @bombsfall]

jaw dropped

[Lauren C. Taylor @elleceetee]

I’m sick of living in unprecedented times.

[Dr Brendan Harley is at @profharley.bsky.social @Prof_Harley]

The decision today takes away bodily autonomy and essential rights for many Americans. It is cruel and unforgivable and rooted in white supremacy and misogyny. There is much work to do. Take care of your friends and loved ones.

[Dr. Sydnee Smirl McElroy @sydneemcelroy]

The Supreme Court has removed our rights to privacy and bodily autonomy. Those of us with the privilege of time, skills, resources or power must work to safely aid those without. I share in the rage and frustration, but we cannot and will not give up on each other.

[Tavia Nyong’o @TavNyongo]

Consider the possibility that the constant fatigue you feel might be accumulated grief.

[XBOX @XBOX]

May the Force be with you.

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[Ash Diggs @AshDiggs_]

*at a bar*

Friend: Yo mind if I put drinks on your tab? I’ll venmo you later

Me (on the brink of total financial ruin): bro you don’t even have to ask

[m @marinasullivann]

2021 made me realize that I actually want to enjoy my life and spend it with the people I love instead of being the frazzled career-obsessed DC girlboss workaholic I'd pictured myself becoming since college

[Dan Gurewitch @DanGurewitch]

While delirious in a writers' room, I discovered something that will make me laugh forever: playing two different YouTube videos in simultaneous tabs, one of steel drum calypso music, the other a compilation of screaming sound effects. This is: Calypso Screams

[myesha thee stallion @myeshachou]

direct deposit: +$1400

me at church: bring me hozier

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

always shocks me when people say the gifted program set them up to fail like that’s some big surprise. everybody else was learning to read, and they pointed to you and said “not this one. this one will learn riddles.” of course your brain is broken