RBFLibrarian

Reference Librarian. Somewhat-obsessive runner. If I had a dime for every patron who told me to 'smile more' I'd be a millionaire and not a public librarian.

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@SketchesbyBoze Cutting for Stone

[RBFLibrarian @rbflibrarian]

One of the 48 Laws of Power must be to never ever ever return the library book you checked out. #libraryproblems #library #libraries #librarylife #librarianproblems #librarians #librarian #books #48lawsofpower

[RBFLibrarian @rbflibrarian]

A patron just asked me how she will know if the ebook she put on hold is a large type version. #librarylife #libraries #library #ebooks

[RBFLibrarian @rbflibrarian]

@tumtonks My son wanted a @Microsoft party a few years ago. He was insistent so I had to make everything. I also took him to the Microsoft store to celebrate.

[RBFLibrarian @rbflibrarian]

Patron called looking to donate encyclopedias. I told her we don't take them but gave her a number for a local organization because she said they were "brand new." Then she said "well they are 30 years old but they are in mint condition." #books #LibraryTwitter #libraries

[RBFLibrarian @rbflibrarian]

@SaraHall3 @ASICSamerica My 16 yr old son ran faster ystdy at Cow Harbor than I ever have after training all summer and I'm totally feeling this post.🏃‍♀️

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

I'm begging you all to remember that a venti PSL isn't adequate hydration on the trail.

[Carol Ann Tack @Carolanntack]

“Idiots make it into every company, they tend to interview well.” ~Lessons in Chemistry by @BonnieGarmus

#sundaysentence
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[RBFLibrarian @rbflibrarian]

@TrevorBassitt30 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Trevor Bassitt OLY @TrevorBassitt30]

Don’t worry Coach, I’ll tweet it for ya (from August 2nd, 2021) 💜💛

[RBFLibrarian @rbflibrarian]

@legroff HBD! It's my birthday too! Here is a photo of the wisteria from my backyard. My husband transplanted it from his grandma's house and has carefully tended to it.

[David Bather Woods @dbatherwoods]

New Plato’s cave just dropped https://t.co/iV2cNvFkHD

[RBFLibrarian @rbflibrarian]

A patron just asked about one of our museum passes and how many people it admitted. I told her 2 adults & children. She asked if they might allow for her 98-year-old father to be considered a child so that her husband could go as well. #librarylife #librarians #libraries

[RBFLibrarian @rbflibrarian]

And today in the fun Reference Librarian game of Guess the Book Title, when the patron insists the @JP_Books titled, "Nucer." #librarylife #library #libraries #librarians #librarianproblems #books #bookstagram

[RBFLibrarian @rbflibrarian]

This is what happens when Yolanda Vega retires.

[CBS News @CBSNews]

On Tuesday, the Mega Millions drawing from the New York Lottery gave players the "incorrect input" of winning numbers, which resulted in an incorrect Mega Ball number being published. According to the lottery, this was the result of "human error." https://t.co/iZDTSAWrox

[Fake Library Statistics @FakeLibStats]

99% of librarians have unusually strong opinions about their favorite mouse or rat from children's literature #teamtempleton

[Chris Redd @Reddsaidit]

I’m in this southwest flight aka communism airlines and the flight attendant said “it was a pleasure having most of you on this flight” and man, that’s the kind of petty I support 😂

[Carol Ann Tack @Carolanntack]

E91 of @topshelfmerrick is up & running with the fabulous @adrianatrigiani! What a joy-we talk about her latest, THE GOOD LEFT UNDONE, the call of the sea, & so much more.
Listen here: https://t.co/qJfSfaUDaV
This epic is a perfect gift for Mother’s Day.
Thank you Adriana!

[ren blank @renblankk]

today for my birthday, my grandpa gave me 3 books filled w stories of each time he hung out w me from the age of 2 to 5. I am speechless.😭