Nash Grumbler 🐀 🐘 🟦

Engineer / Artist / Philosopher / Curmudgeon
Expertise, experience, honesty, sanity and civility matter.
Liars are evil.
I block casually, ruthlessly, and often

[Nash Grumbler 🐀 🐘 🟦 @rbinmv]

It's "Ratified Day" 🐀
https://t.co/1bZbG0i9Up

[alex 🐀 @tinysnekcomics]

why would i pay $8 to get a blue check if i could put a rat next to my name for free???

i’m calling on everyone to join me in becoming #RatVerified

[Nash Grumbler 🐀 🐘 🟦 @rbinmv]

@Elise_Jordan "I want to speak with the MANAGER!"

"Madam... the is the U.S. Senate. We don't have a manager..."

"I SAID, I WANT TO..."

"ok..ok... somebody call Kamala"

[Nash Grumbler 🐀 🐘 🟦 @rbinmv]

@MerriamWebster henpecked = to be put upon by ...

[Nash Grumbler 🐀 🐘 🟦 @rbinmv]

@RadioFreeTom Got taken to the woodshed and it scarred him for life

[Nash Grumbler 🐀 🐘 🟦 @rbinmv]

@TheGasStovee @MMAGenie1 @iamcardib She did it on that stage where she kicked his ass for 90 minutes, while he screamed about pet eating and rally sizes

Or did you not watch all of that?

[Nash Grumbler 🐀 🐘 🟦 @rbinmv]

@Charlie27Cy @RaineyTime Not really. No explanation of "Why now?" instead of 6 months or a year ago

Deciding this 2 weeks before the election means it's undoubtedly a political decision

[Nash Grumbler 🐀 🐘 🟦 @rbinmv]

@joshtpm @TPM Why did Bezos get that Old Time Neutrality Religion now, and not a year ago?

We know why

He's making a tacit endorsement of Trump, choosing quasi-facisism, and self-interest over sane, mainstream American government and policy

Jeff... just wait... he'll come for you anyway

[Nash Grumbler 🐀 🐘 🟦 @rbinmv]

@joshtpm "They thought wound was but it was the old one

I lied to the doc and ranger to protect my Afghan buddy (and me for lying)

Makes sense, right?

What? Hell no, my little boy or wife were not foolin' with a fully loaded .45 and shot me by accident!"

2/2

[Nash Grumbler 🐀 🐘 🟦 @rbinmv]

@joshtpm Sheehy: "My buddy shot me in Afghan but I said it was the enemy. Bullet stayed in my arm. 3 years later I fell hiking and the bullet dislodged. Same day, my gun fell out of the car and fired but hit nobody. But I went to doc cuz loose bullet in arm...

1/2

[Nash Grumbler 🐀 🐘 🟦 @rbinmv]

@andreagail_k @SteveLovesAmmo His limo drivers keep stacks of Big Macs in the vehicle and blow the aroma toward him

They say he homes in on it like a cholesterol-seeking missile

Well... a lumbering giant slug missile

[Nash Grumbler 🐀 🐘 🟦 @rbinmv]

@liz_elkind @Olivia_Beavers And, Liz, dontcha ever forget that this here is actually an Old Time Christian Revival (but we can't call it that)... and it's the kind of govment America needs... and we're a gonna shove it down their throats until they gag on it and beg for more

Amen

[Nash Grumbler 🐀 🐘 🟦 @rbinmv]

@fixnow @megynkelly @BretBaier I didn't see the interview but I gather Bret's tongue has healed from Big Don bootlicking?

Let's see if he's man enough to grill, backtalk, or correct The Dim Convicted Felon Document-Stealing Insurrectionist

Oh wait... he's had about 50 chances for that

[Nash Grumbler 🐀 🐘 🟦 @rbinmv]

@JakeSherman "Mrs Adelson, did you get the the Presidential Medal of Freedom from Trump because of your huge campaign donations?"

"Don't be silly, Jake... was because of my husband's *really really* huge donations!"

"Should these awards be for sale?"

"Only if you're MAGA, Jake!"

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@MicaSoellnerDC "Rep Scott... is this a good investment for a mere House seat?"

"Mica, I'm glad asked. Heck No! I told that 1854 fund to give it all to Big Don and say 'Pardon Me!, Mr President (wink, wink) ' I figure that way I've got a 50/50 chance of getting off scott free (wink, wink) "

[Nash Grumbler 🐀 🐘 🟦 @rbinmv]

@RadioFreeTom @AlmostExMerc @rorycflynn808 Exactly. And, what I tell young people: it's very hard to be the smartest or best educated person in the room

But it's remarkably easy to be the best most punctual, prepared, cooperative, dependable, honest, reliable, positive... person in the room

To most bosses, these win

[Nash Grumbler 🐀 🐘 🟦 @rbinmv]

@TheKevinDalton In the 1st 2 minutes of this, Ingraham spoon feeds Trump the answer she's looking for, that he won't use the justice department for revenge (a separate issue far more important that the we one we discuss here)

He's so dumb, he can't take the hint
https://t.co/AvF2yzi21b

[Nash Grumbler 🐀 🐘 🟦 @rbinmv]

@TheKevinDalton Oh please. You kidder, you

[Nash Grumbler 🐀 🐘 🟦 @rbinmv]

@JakeSherman @SpeakerJohnson "Mr Speaker, you say "Marxists are atop the Democratic Party" Do you mean like Swedish Social Democrats... or North Korean Communists?"

"North Korea, 100%, Jake"

"Really? She's Kim Jong Un in Chuck Taylors?"

"Yep! And her "Minority Coalition too"

"Isn't that racist?"

"uh..."

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@JakeSherman @SpeakerJohnson "Mr Speaker, you say "the USA will be in WW3“ within weeks” Who exactly will we be fighting? Are you saying nuclear war? As in world destruction?"

"Ah, c'mon Jake... this is an election year"

"So... you get to lie about horrible things?"

"It's the Christian thing to do, Jake"

[Nash Grumbler 🐀 🐘 🟦 @rbinmv]

@brithume Hey Brit - do you see any "there there" here?