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lil miss dainty ankles

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Explained sprinklers to my 6 mo old the other day. All is right in the world

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ok ready to have kids because tired of everyone already knowing the facts I have to share

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It really is a joy to find an almond in there

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just a water fountain would be cool

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if I were a boss, I’d use my office space for good (1hr+ group nap or single nap rentals)

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@soapyhadid Still

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@StephenKing Mom thinks you’re phenomenal

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Concerned @duolingo

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Why can’t I eat movie popcorn and two cokes for dinner and feel GOOD

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I won’t say my biggest flex (Saoirse Ronan in I Could Never Be Your Woman) but my second biggest is probably Olivia Cooke in me and earl and the dying girl

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I love when you see an obscure actor in an obscure tv show or movie and think “I like that actor.” And then a few months/years later they’re in something bigger and you’re like “I do know talent when I see it”

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We all have the one co worker who has the “ahh ooo gah” ring tone that scares the bageezus out of them every time their phone rings and also has random alarms set that conveniently go off when they’re away from their desk, no?

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With the way trends come and go, I am rather haunted by how one day we will inevitably be like “beautiful hardwood floors! Cover them up with carpet please 🙂”

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No one:
Me searching for a gif to send:

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Work is throwing me goodbye pizza party tomorrow despite my Irish goodbye plea

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How do people read so much? Don’t they have a ton of TikToks to scroll through while they avoid their chores?

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No I don’t

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Gatekeeping and gaslighting are so over-used I have to google them every time to make sure I understand what they mean

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Asked my dog walker to turn my croc pot on for me because I forgot. A new low? Or all time high??!

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Have thought when rushing to make a smoothie at home before I leave for work “could just pack up these ingredients and hit the vitamix” but in what world? I conclude

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There’s a vitamin in the break room at my office and whoever has the guts to actually use it has my utmost respect