Lance

2nd in command and office administrator at the FCPD

[Lance @rbLance]

Eating small noodles

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Test

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Has been off duty for 3 full cycles now with a slipped floppy disk. That's the last time I download files in a wet tshirt.

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wondering why Spin keeps looking at me like that. I'm not a lugnut.

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NOM NOM NOM NOM

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@rbSpin you certainly put the pro into procrastination when it comes to reporting. The only thing slower is my rusted floppy drive!

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Lance is eating light bulbs and watching movies.

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is expecting company soon!

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@fcpd NO...but I combusted something horrible this morning. I've been on on a high fiber-optic diet..ever since that ROOKIE joined the FCPD

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is planning to be spontaneous tomorrow

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is wishing Flip City had more stairs

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@rbSpin Spin is like a Slinky - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see it tumble down the stairs.

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is wondering if less means more when it comes to fur, then think how much more, would more be? I am going to PIMP this out!

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@fcpd Pfft, how do you not know this? Everyone that rolls by you calls you "The Fuzz". I KNOW you know where the fur is!!!

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@fcpd I was thinking about spicing it up a bit by giving myself a new surface treatment. Fur. ...do they still sell fur in Quartz Sector?

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is having to ask himself "what would Gandalf do?"

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would give his right arm to be ambidextrous

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is crying for no particular reason ...other than the fact that my catbot exploded.

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is heading off for night shift at the FCPD. No time for home workout routine. Forced to sculp his guns at the office

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@rbSpin Don't you have anything better to do than soil my pod? Go file your report for the day...and next time wipe off your boots!