such a fucking idiot such a fucking idiot such a fucking idiot such a fucking idiot such a fucking idiot such a fucking idiot such a fucking idiot such a fucking idiot such a fucking idiot such a fucking idiot such a fucking idiot such a fucking idiot such a fucking idiot
no but he's so lovely all round, he thinks I'm funny, he is funny, helps make me feel better, just generally all round makes me feel so so warm and happy
you're such a fucking idiot jesus christ dude, why would you get him a gift, he hates gifts, so now he's iffy on you and THEN YOU GO AHEAD AND COMPLETELY OVEREXERT YOURSELF which fucks up your mobility and cognitive function for the night, and then you go shower