Randy Bohlender

Husband, dad of 10, pastor of The Bridge. Don’t blame them. Tweets are my own.

[Randy Bohlender @rbohlender]

@Ineverglow What about Diet Meant to DIe….

[Randy Bohlender @rbohlender]

If you have an ounce of pride of workmanship in you, this will make you nuts.

[Farhan Khan @FarhanMoments]

DIY home hack simple but effective

[Randy Bohlender @rbohlender]

This is what it’s probably drawing the mountain lions.

[Gehrig Dieter @GehrigDieter]

Anyone missing a kangaroo in south Overland Park?

[Randy Bohlender @rbohlender]

60 days or so post-knee replacement surgery, I have the superpower of being able to fall asleep exhausted, then wake up 30 minutes later wide awake, but it’s now 12:30 AM.

[Randy Bohlender @rbohlender]

Yes, the youths are going to put Stevie Nicks on the map for sure.

[Cissco Maximoff🎬 @CisscoS]

Opinión impopular: Glee puso muchas canciones en el radar con sus covers, pero la manera que saco del olvido GO YOU OWN WAY de Fleetwood Mac es historico.

[Randy Bohlender @rbohlender]

@jasonkovacs Decaf? Bro, that’s not helpful. You’re on your own.

[Eric Teetsel @EricTeetsel]

The editor should read every piece before it gets published.

[Randy Bohlender @rbohlender]

@EricTeetsel If not, are they even an editor?

[Randy Bohlender @rbohlender]

@calebhickey It is so bad.

[Randy Bohlender @rbohlender]

"Focus group? We don't need no stinking focus group." NARRATOR: "They did, in fact, need a focus group."

[Atlanta Falcons @AtlantaFalcons]

New PFP 👀

[WireSpy @WireSpy92]

Training for this years Tour de France

[Randy Bohlender @rbohlender]

@michaelwhittle To misquote the Apostle Paul, “I post typos more than ye all.” That one just made me smile.

[Randy Bohlender @rbohlender]

Everyone wants to be the priest, no one wants to be the sacrifice. But we are seasoned in fire….. https://t.co/I3bU1d4VIv

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

⚠️Tire Pressure Light Warning is in full effect across the Midwest⚠️

[Randy Bohlender @rbohlender]

@KurtSwanso40084 This distinction will be noted on your file.

[Randy Bohlender @rbohlender]

Theis is a sweeping generalizaation, but lemme cook for a minute. We live on the southern frontier of metro KC. Lots of full size trucks here. Ford, Chevy, GMC & Ram. Ram drivers are the guys who buy a cowboy hat at Walmart the week the rodeo is in town. Just an observation.

[Randy Bohlender @rbohlender]

@suziqutes Was it temporary?

[Randy Bohlender @rbohlender]

@ahailstone Sometimes i think the little splash of orange is just the friends we lost along the way.

[Randy Bohlender @rbohlender]

@jasonkovacs My dad was a wheat farmer. His favorite pastor of all time would just ride in the combine a few rounds with him during harvest. Instant credibility.