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L'Enfant Terrible

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Selling an NFT of myself taking a shit for $5 mil. Serious bidders only

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@kenklippenstein Should have been Bernie starting in 2016

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@fellawhomstdve Dancer in the Dark

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@shootermcgavin Toothbrush stache all the way

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@bagagwaa I’ve encountered this hag in Elden Ring

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Can’t believe no one has opened a crowd with “Hang on to your cocks, trannies and gentlemen” yet

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@DylanoA4 That’s just Aldous Huxley’s take

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Is Miquella a Groomer? More at 7 with Wolf Blitzer

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Peso Pluma pimping Taiwanese pussy in his songs has done more for the country’s diplomacy than the UN in 50 years

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You can’t beat those days when the right song comes on in the shower and you use your penis like a guitar

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@TheCinesthetic Anything by Von Trier really

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Rolling up to a Starbucks in a Midwest suburb and telling every employee that I like my coffee like I like my sex: unprotected

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@spectatorindex Not a single Japanese city. But somehow Quebec is on here. Not even Montreal, Quebec City

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Summer’s almost here so time to start washing under my foreskin again

[Smug Doomposting Publishing House @Smug_editing]

"WW III is starting" discourse is going to ramp up in the next few hours, so here's how things will REALLY work.

Iranian policy since 2020, after the Trump admin whacked Soleimani, has been strategic patience — ie, Iran's unique set of challenges can't be immediately won...

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I think my ideal relationship is just to have that harem of heavily armed models that followed Muammar Gaddafi around everywhere

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Guys only want to drive through the Vegas desert in a vintage Camaro smoking cigarettes and listening to Mogwai with a revolver on the dashboard and it’s disgusting

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Rowlings’ publisher: Ma’am we can’t leave this in here. It’s offensive

JK: What do you mean?

Publisher: “…And the sorting hat was placed on his head and before it even touched his crown, it bellowed ‘TRANNY’”

JK: I’m adding that house in later. Don’t worry darling

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@heyyitsdidi Kid getting named Leviathan is gonna be cursed with a micropenis

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I was at the gym and my AirPods died. My phone started blasting my Mongolian Throat playlist and everyone started staring. I made eye contact with the largest bodybuilder and he muttered slowly under his breath “Lisan Al Gaib”

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@claumnzzz @SimpleFacks @tequilamknbrd