Rbrad

Aspiring cowgirl

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@nick_brandner

[Ethan @boyscoutscookie]

The kids who drove mini vans in highschool are the backbone of our society

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Something about a home cooked meal on a stolen Pizza Ranch plate just feels right

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At the age where my younger brother asks me adult questions and I pretend to know by using adult terms like IRA and tax return.

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Type A people: do you have any organization advice?!?

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Here to ask the tough questions again.

Did you grow up with a fridge that dispensed water and ice?

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Got the COVID vaccine today and I’ve already made it a personality trait.

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With everything that happened today I know what’s on everyone’s mind. When are they going to make a South Park episode about this??

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Who do I have to contact to get the person who designed the LATI billboards that say “Major in Epic” fired?

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ISO: hobbies for middle-aged women to distract from the fact that none of her 5 adult children are married or have children.

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@AGeffre Your mom had to play Santa throughout the years so you wouldn’t feel bad :/, sorry.

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At work I told a kid wearing a Green Bay hoodie that Santa doesn’t give out presents to Packers Fans. Serves him right.

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Ariana Grande is 5 ft tall, and in my opinion, that’s not very grande at all.

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@SavannahSchorn I really don’t know what this tweet means

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@SavannahSchorn You exude Honda Civic energy

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Heart disease :-)

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

ok fine, I’m your secret Santa

guess what I got you

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I’ve never had a gas station breakfast sandwich that didn’t SLAP.

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Hiking but we call it extreme walking.

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Either of you two bring that surgery garbage to wine night you best believe you’re getting roasted. 🤡

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It’s really hard to be friends with girls who drink Stella Rosa

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@callistakroon_ This is generally true

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To families that repeatedly choose to go to Disney World: I hate you.