Rob

Dyson sphere enthusiast

[Abhijit @abhijitwt]

this is so me

[jesse @crazyshovellady]

tonight we lettin the feline talk

[• @yducknow]

me, because i have the social battery of an iphone 4

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me on my day off not knowing whether I should sleep or make the most of life

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

the way hantavirus saw nobody giving af and just left

[Sirius || Rice Shower of Edtwt @soseriousirius]

“Your calories don’t reset everytime you wake up” what ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

[𝓔𝓿𝓪𝓷 @Baltlol]

if I woke up to a pony playing a keyboard after surgery I would assume I passed away

[grace @gracefishlove]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[Giselle @semrotulo123]

Venci o câncer! Estou muito feliz!

[Adam Analysis @adamemedia1]

Erika Kirk leaving the White House dinner.

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

when i’m eating alphabet soup and swallow the letters IJBOL

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

trying to distract godzilla with my lethal face card

[naiive @naiivememe]

Temu delivery guy crossing the Strait of Hormuz to deliver my fake Rolex

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Oscar Wilde’s publishers in the late 1880s:

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

the first prostitute ever was so damn powerful she was just like this pussy ain't free

[🙄 @pastaxprince]

Was talking shit about coworker and he was directly behind me on the elevator

[zoe @loudnutter]

if i had 9 lives i would use 8 of them to blow my shit clean off in front of people over the smallest inconveniences

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

Me pretending this is my first time hearing the tea because I can't expose my source

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

My ping pong ball when somebody accidentally steps on it