Robert

[Robert @rburton93]

We don’t tolerate transphobia in this household. That’s not a political opinion. That’s us being decent human beings. History will not be kind to you.

[Robert @rburton93]

You ever want to fight your partner’s employer? Like how dare you treat my princess like that. Square up.

[Robert @rburton93]

I will say it again. You don’t get paid enough to sprint through a parking lot. Stop it.

[Robert @rburton93]

When your family doesn’t care about your birthday but it’s okay because he treats you like you’re the only thing he cares about 💖💖😭

[Robert @rburton93]

@HeyMatthewBK Agree

[Robert @rburton93]

Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.

[Robert @rburton93]

@HeyMatthewBK So do I though

[Robert @rburton93]

Only my boyfriend would be cleaning the shower at 1 am 😂😂😂

[Robert @rburton93]

I don’t care how much older generations talk shit about Gen Z. They give me hope and I’m proud of them.

[Robert @rburton93]

Imagine being so insecure that you think someone else’s marriage somehow violates the sanctity of yours 😂😂 Baby the world doesn’t revolve around you or your bullshit. Tax the churches.

[Robert @rburton93]

The fact that in 2022 there are still proposed bills to codify same sex marriage is the reason there isn’t a straight pride.

[Robert @rburton93]

Corporations telling us to do our part to combat climate change has the same energy as me telling my dog she should pay rent.

[Robert @rburton93]

Team Android should kick Android Auto off the team. She is the weak link sis. She has to go.

[Robert @rburton93]

I don’t necessarily want to be on Team Apple. I have to be on Team Apple

[Robert @rburton93]

Who we saving the daylight for? Clearly not ourselves.

[Robert @rburton93]

@HeyMatthewBK Sleeping next to you 🥰

[Robert @rburton93]

Unfriendly reminder to not ask anyone when they’re going to find a partner. That’s extremely personal and in most cases none of your business. Don’t be that person. Your lane is fine. Stay in it babe.

[Robert @rburton93]

Fall vibes in Pennsylvania is what my soul needs right now.

[Robert @rburton93]

Public libraries are a national treasure that should be preserved at all costs.

[Robert @rburton93]

@Ragrfisk @Warcraft 10/10 comment 😂😂 thank you for that