Under Shakira Law:
- all breasts are only allowed to be small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains.
- hips are not allowed to lie.
What other laws am I missing?
Just heard BBC news lead with Reform policy proposal. How is that editorial decision justified three years out from an election for a party that is a) not the official opposition b) has eight seats in parliament c) is no longer leading the polls? Free publicity as usual.
Paul Marshall, the co-owner of GB News, has tripled his hedge fund investments in fossil fuel companies in the first quarter of 2026 to £2.1bn.
They're a propaganda channel cashing in on destroying our future.
Always follow the money.
An offshore company controlled by Roman Abramovich paid £6m to Eden Hazard's agent, and the Club paid £1m that was undisclosed.
According to both the Premier League and the FA, there was no sporting advantage to a career at Chelsea for Hazard (who did not benefit financially from these payments).
Purchase price £32m
Sale price £130m
Appearances 352
Goals 110
Assists 92
During that time
2 x Premier League titles
1 x FA Cup
1 x League Cup
2 x Europa League
This is a list of English strikers who will be below the age of 30 at the Euros with at least one appearance in a top 5 league this season:
Liam Delap
Eddie Nketiah
Dane Scarlett
That’s it.
More of the same rehearsed, stock answers from Trump’s judiciary nominees. We need judges who are fearless & strong, not spineless & weak—so fearful of Trump that they are unable to say Biden won the 2020 election.
"You can smell the alcohol when people are in between votes."
Green MP Hannah Spencer tells us what Westminster is REALLY like.
The full interview is live on YouTube, and as a podcast here: https://t.co/s4mKAc0xku
Since January 1, 2025 (a period of 15 months) ... Paris Saint-Germain have won more home matches against Premier League teams (6: Arsenal, Villa, Chelsea, Liverpool, Spurs, Man City) than Tottenham have (5: Liverpool, Man United, Brentford, Burnley, Southampton).
Eddie Marsan: "I don't want Reform anywhere near govt... as I grew up in the east end when we had the NF & BNP walking down Bethnal Green road... terrorising our Black & Asian neighbours... & it's a load of old crap."
#bbclaurak: & you think that's where we are?
EM: 100%
Have you ever seen #BBCQT defend a politician before?
Firstly:
12/3/26 Manchester. Lucy Powell Manchester Central
2/10/25 Belfast. John Finucane Belfast North
23/1/25 Manchester. Lucy Powell Manchester Central
19/9/24 Manchester. Lucy Powell Manchester Central
29/2/24 London. David Lammy Tottenham
1/11/2018 Clacton. Giles Watling Clacton
Secondly, why have Reform been on 60% of 2026 shows considering they have 1.2% of MPs?
More guidance for foreign news desks. Memo 3.
Things are slipping again. Correspondents please note the following:
1) Lebanon is a country, even though majority Muslim. It includes ‘south Lebanon’. Another country setting up a ‘security zone’ there is called ‘an invasion.’
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Three years ago I went undercover as a door-to-door charity rep.
I got a job with a firm based in a tiny office above a Cardiff Poundland, and caught various forms of grim exploitation on a hidden camera.
Today a regulator has backed up my reporting...
Caller David is not happy with Sadiq Khan for failing to learn the words to Christmas carols.
@BenKentish asks if he knows some of the words himself...