Donald Anderson

Former member of FOX and CEO of Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency of the United States Department of Defense (DARPA)

@rbyteslos.bsky.social

[Donald Anderson @rbyteslos]

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[Utzi @Utzi23]

Was? Nee, merk noch gar nichts vom Jibbit haha

[Dont Cuss Dont Tell @quadspawning]

I once set a Yoda on fire and watched him run around like a bug here

[Mr. Meat Scraps @ReallyLoudFart]

lion neesons

[𝙉𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙙 𝘾𝙪𝙡𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚 @nomadaesthetic]

Bukhara, Uzbekistan 🇺🇿

[Mark @markiplier]

The new Markiplier look for 2014 #swagalicious

[History Vareck @HistoryVareck]

Something I always find fascinating about Hamburg is that being a port city is its entire identity when it doesn't even sit on the North Sea it sits on a river and Hamburg is a massive port city too the 5th largest in europe

[: @sn0oozey]

Showing up everywhere smelling like cigarette smoke and looking like shit

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

110 year old Turkish grandma shares her secret to long life: ︀︀
"The amulet gives me power”

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

[Coke @CokeLivesMatter]

Trump doesn't even react to assassination attempts anymore he just sits there like this

[Ethan Brooks @alt_w_v_g]

Saturday

Grabbed my laptop to check if the Amazon package I ordered shipped

Saw my analyst's green dot on Teams

Typed "plz fix" and nothing else

He responded in six seconds

"On it but which file?"

Read it

Didn't respond

Sent him a calendar invite for Monday at 7am

Subject line: "Updated Materials Walkthrough"

No agenda
No description
No materials
Nothing I'm aware of that needs to be fixed

He accepted in four seconds

Then he sent a follow-up: "Hey just saw this. Anything I should prep over the weekend?"

Didn't respond

Closed my laptop

My wife watched the whole thing from across the kitchen table

She asked what he did wrong

I said nothing

She stared at me for a long time

She asked why I do this

I said it builds character

She said "his or yours"

I didn't answer that one either

He will now spend his entire weekend rebuilding a model and deck that didn't need rebuilding

He will flag three errors I wasn't even aware of

I will cancel the meeting Sunday night at 11pm with no explanation

The deck will be better than the original

Fear is a leadership tool if you use it correctly

Sent from my iPhone

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

@YourAnonOne Air fryers.

[eli yudin @eliyudin]

a mysterious rōnin has come seeking the bounty on my head

[lusso @luusssso]

I’m currently assembling a team

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

My friend was making $1,800 as a DoorDash driver.

Struggling.

Could barely afford rent.

I analyzed his work.

He’d get paid $10 to deliver a burger.

Think bigger, I said.

What’s something more valuable that you can deliver?

After I helped him, he now makes $48,000 a month

Doing the same job

You see, he realized that what you deliver is more important than how you deliver it

He’s now one of the best cocaine dealers in the city

Proud of him

[Volodymyr Tretyak 🇺🇦 @VolodyaTretyak]

Not even a day has passed since the elections in Hungary ended, and dictator Péter Magyar has renamed the entire country in his own honor…