Dirk D

It is hard to be this sexy and this lazy at the same time.

[Dirk D @rc50cal]

@davemberlin Clean that shit off or you will be sorry. Bird shit eats clear coat.

[Dirk D @rc50cal]

@davemberlin I thought you were going to say electric sheep and I was going to have to kill you.

[Dirk D @rc50cal]

Helped the Bear move today. Very tired now, but at least Jesse is out of our hair for a few months.

[Dirk D @rc50cal]

Vivian and I thought we were making on offer on a house, but it was an old bait-and-switch situation.

[Dirk D @rc50cal]

I have no followers, but you all knew that because you aren't reading this tweet.