Ryan Cameron

[Ryan Cameron @rcamero23]

Nothing makes me want to get naked more than someone telling me how thin I look.

[Ryan Cameron @rcamero23]

Gays in the Castro: "the White House correspondence dinner was much more boring than you would have thought."

[Ryan Cameron @rcamero23]

Power's a lot like real estate: location, location, location. The closer you are to the source, the higher the property value.

[Ryan Cameron @rcamero23]

Oprah call me

[Ryan Cameron @rcamero23]

"Dressing well is a form of good manners" #TomFord

[Ryan Cameron @rcamero23]

Mahalo Hawaii. Hello San Francisco!

[Ryan Cameron @rcamero23]

Humuhumunukunukuapuaa.... See y'all in a couple months

[Ryan Cameron @rcamero23]

I would like to extend a thank you to my straight friends for the generous display of dick pics these past weeks. They've been a great help.

[Ryan Cameron @rcamero23]

If you have tickets to the Beyoncé concert tonight we should totally grab lunch. Just bring them and don't tell anyone you are meeting me.

[Ryan Cameron @rcamero23]

I just left my bowl of soup in the lube aisle at cvs #cantgoback

[Ryan Cameron @rcamero23]

"We stayed in smoked a joint and watched that 'Saw' movie" - My boyfriend's parents

[Ryan Cameron @rcamero23]

Jack and Jill went up the hill, Jack burnt out on booze and pills

[Ryan Cameron @rcamero23]

@cocobeaux you all have to do a naked lap around the tit

[Ryan Cameron @rcamero23]

Pickles smuggle bagels

[Ryan Cameron @rcamero23]

My boyfriend can actually sing... Like really.

[Ryan Cameron @rcamero23]

I wipe my ass with 99 gift certificates... I'd rather have 25 cents per dollar

[Ryan Cameron @rcamero23]

I heard you squirt like a super soaker

[Ryan Cameron @rcamero23]

"I'm so patient... Except with fat chicks, they ate all their patience" --Turk

[Ryan Cameron @rcamero23]

My boyfriends penis is jaded

[Ryan Cameron @rcamero23]

My real estate professor must be overwhelmingly sore from scissoring because she is shitting on every males face in this room