Randy Carpenter

Father, son, brother and Devil's Advocate since the 1970’s. Opinions are my own. Not yours. Because that would be weird.

[Randy Carpenter @rcarpenter7]

@LaVelleNeal A 26 y/o pitcher who has already been released by the organization that drafted him (San Francisco) and can’t even get out of A ball with Houston. Factor in the cash and that might be one of the worst trades I’ve ever heard of.

[Ted @tlschwerz]

Byron Buxton should be an All-Star again for the @Twins

RT to win his auto, and go vote for him often.

Must be following @realmnsportsfan and @tlschwerz to be eligible.

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[Randy Carpenter @rcarpenter7]

This was the wing of our @Delta flight from Orlando to Los Angeles this morning. I hope that’s not an important piece….. #FinalDestinationVibes

[Randy Carpenter @rcarpenter7]

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[Randy Carpenter @rcarpenter7]

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[Randy Carpenter @rcarpenter7]

@ChipotleTweets this is what passes for burrito wrapping?

[Randy Carpenter @rcarpenter7]

@J_B_ROSE @PaulTenorio @MasterTes Yes. For sure.

[Randy Carpenter @rcarpenter7]

@ThatEricAlper Jaws. Non-stop. #HooperYaIdiot

[Randy Carpenter @rcarpenter7]

@ThatEricAlper Cap’n Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters

[Randy Carpenter @rcarpenter7]

@ThatEricAlper Oasis. Enough squabbling between Liam and Noel. Grow up. Give the fans what they want.

[Randy Carpenter @rcarpenter7]

@ThatEricAlper “Let’s go crazy” -Prince

[Randy Carpenter @rcarpenter7]

@ThatEricAlper Prince - all day long.

[Randy Carpenter @rcarpenter7]

@ThatEricAlper Oasis “Definitely Maybe”

[Randy Carpenter @rcarpenter7]

@ThatEricAlper The ballad of John & Yoko

[Randy Carpenter @rcarpenter7]

@WeAreDIRECTV On our 30th birthday I want to keep it simple: It’s so amazing to be a part of #TeamDIRECTV and be at the forefront of new and innovative ideas as to how our customers can enjoy their favorite content! #DIRECTVEmployee #DIRECTVDay

[Tyler Leighton @SoxSigns]

Nice dub T-Wolves! Now let’s get those All-Star votes in!

Celtics Twitter is with you! We’re stuffing the ballot for Anthony Edwards and KAT! Spread the alliance propaganda and reply with your ballot! All you do is add JT, JB, and D-White!

#RaisedByWolves
#differenthere

[Randy Carpenter @rcarpenter7]

@KarlTowns Let’s gooo @KarlTowns ! Was awesome watching you dominate tonight!

[Randy Carpenter @rcarpenter7]

@Timberwolves @Target Loved every minute of it! #RaisedByWolves

[Randy Carpenter @rcarpenter7]

Conley to Rudy….bucket.

[Randy Carpenter @rcarpenter7]

@Timberwolves In the arena. Can confirm.