Richard Brown

Spends too much time on here, and would get away with it, if it wasn’t for those pesky kids

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Today we introduced a plan for a small reduction in tax for British workers, who will hopefully think this makes up for abolishing the minimum wage, getting rid of employment protections, scrapping equality rights and replacing the NHS with an insurance system.

[Andrew Western MP @AndrewHWestern]

No you won’t mate.

You’ll announce a proposed policy. Hopefully one that involves your boss and his deputy paying their full taxes

I know you’ve been pretending to be the Shadow Chancellor for months but pretending to be the actual Chancellor is a bridge too far.

[Ian L Richardson @ianrich15813274]

If Reform, or Restore, ever gain national power we will see a relentless targeting of minorities. It won't end with 'illegal' migrants; it could be any person of colour, single mums, trans, gays, the poor, cyclists - and let's be clear, it could easily be you!

[Liz Webster @LizWebsterSBF]

She fled her home.

She saved her nurse’s uniform.

Not her jewellery. Not possessions. Her uniform because she wanted to keep caring for people.

That tells you everything about her.

This is the Britain I believe in: one that values compassion, courage and those who contribute to our communities.

[🇬🇧King 🇬🇧 @King0243_PJC]

Mark from Belfast just called it what it is on @BenKentish @LBC:

“30 women were murdered… not one road was closed, not one protest.
What was the connection? They were murdered by white locals.”

One stabbing by a Sudanese man and the whole place is engulfed with riots, fires, attacks on Whites, Black & Brown people across Belfast.

Years of local white men killing women nothing.

Undiluted racism. He is not the only local to have said this! Who is behind this violence? 👇 #BelfastRiots #CallItWhatItIs

[Narinder Kaur @narindertweets]

This is possibly the saddest thing I've seen in a long time..an immigrant nurse talking about fleeing her home..she saved her UNIFORM. So she could still WORK for our communities.

I'd fill this country with a thousand of this woman than one of those good for nothing thugs.
God help this poor woman.

[William Dalrymple @DalrympleWill]

"Pete Hegseth’s D-day speech on immigration condemned as ‘grotesque stupidity.’ Historians and campaigners accuse US defence secretary of desecrating memory of soldiers who fell in Normandy"
https://t.co/VFtZCfZKJS

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Huge thanks once again to Laura Kuenssberg for not being so impolite as to ask Zia Yusuf about me hiding a £5 million gift, being paid to throw an election or dodgy house purchases.
#BBCLauraK

[Georgi Siana @SianaNache79742]

Fought and died against people like you

[David Aaronovitch @DAaronovitch]

Vance vigorously supported the mass pardoning of the January 6 rioters - nearly 100 of whom have already been arrested for other crimes. And he lectures Britain - a country with a fraction of his nation's per capita homicides.

[Inevitable_GB_News (TWAT ACCOUNT) @GBNews23653867]

🚨An old tweet but very much significant at this time, a "national police force that answers directly to the office of Prime Minister" sounds an awfully a lot like Geheime Staatspolizei, otherwise better known as the Gestapo!

[Lance Lachlan ✌🏻 @lancelachlan]

GB News refuses to cover stories like this because they don’t fit its narrative.

A Falklands veteran was allegedly assaulted by far-right rioters in Southampton after asking them to stop using his front garden as a toilet.

If this had been committed by a group they regularly target, it would be headline news for days.

[🇬🇧King 🇬🇧 @King0243_PJC]

#SarahEverard’s killer was a serving police officer.

Back then, #NigelFarage told people not to turn a woman’s murder into attacks on men or the police.

Now he is leading attacks on the police because the suspect fits a narrative he can exploit.

Principles that change with the ethnicity of the accused aren’t principles at all.

[Inevitable_GB_News (TWAT ACCOUNT) @GBNews23653867]

🚨And there we have it, the poundland patriots are trying to break into Southampton police station. Stoked up by Farage and Musk, who as usual are nowhere near any trouble!

[Kevin Schofield @KevinASchofield]

The media are under absolutely no obligation to run a statement by the leader of a party with 8 MPs

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

Nigel Farage registered ‘absent’ from the last 77 votes in Parliament

Official Parliamentary figures reveal that Reform leader Nigel Farage hasn't bothered to vote for anything in the last 11 weeks...

https://t.co/fsxzTKkL4Z

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Mate, this is embarrassing.

You are literally not the shadow Home Secretary.

You’re not even an elected politician.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

"Dear Diary,
Note to self: think carefully in future before making up bullshit stories about Russia hacking my phone. Labour have reported the 'hacking' to police and the National Cyber Security Centre, which means I have to choose between coming clean or lying to them both. As ever, my instinct is obviously to lie, but they'll see through that as soon as they look at my phone. I have a strange feeling my phone may be about to be stolen..."

[Bruce McD @brucemcd23]

Farage has a long history of making huge unsubstantiated claims, and being allowed to get away with it

But with the Putin Hacked My Phone line he’s claiming a state actor has breached the digital security of a party leader who aspires to be in No 10

That is massive and has implications, if it were to be true, for the security and integrity of our democracy

Time for Farage to learn you can’t just say stuff….. Full investigation required with public outcome https://t.co/WLIUpSQLMq

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Kind-hearted Sarah Pochin posted a video with an elderly woman and the caption "helping people like Ethel is why I love my job". The fact that the woman was a notorious benefits cheat who claimed her father’s pension for 12 years after he died is neither here nor there.
https://t.co/B7RYm8CdBL