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http://t.co/exMspSTCKl I don't have a racist bone in my body. But my cartilage does not care for Mexicans.

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Dear Egyptians, please chill the fuck out while we consult our groundhog for advice. http://t.co/A79h7mfaTP

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Let's be honest. They're windshield wipers for about a week, then they're just smudgers. http://t.co/PV4vmwq9Nz

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http://t.co/cSUwiel5xC No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.

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http://t.co/qYPzosMuD6 It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you

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http://t.co/eyHbIJTG My cousins baby child keeps pointing at me and saying 'cat'

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Reasons people claim to be gay: 3% - are actually gay 97% - forgot to log out of facebook http://t.co/SxUPGCij