Rob LaLance

Loan Originator at First Community Mortgage, NMLS #2112385. UTK Alum

[Rob LaLance @rclcuatro]

finally made myself go on a run today. bug flew straight down my throat. sign from God to never do that again

[Ben LaLance @BLalance]

Through my 7 starts this summer:
-37 innings pitched
-39 strikeouts
-9 walks
-19 hits
-1.703 era
-.703 whip
-86 mph fastball at The Nashville Open showcase

[Bardock @MalctheMechanic]

What dirk did to teams was sickening. He’d drop 30 while running like an injured ostrich

[Kent Murphy @ReaIKentMurphy]

Bo Jackson literally had an assault rifle attached to his body 🔥

[Rob LaLance @rclcuatro]

Pure electricity. Best 4 days of the year every year

[The Masters @TheMasters]

This April, you're invited. #themasters

[Skratch @Skratch]

Not all heroes wear capes.
Sprinting into the lead for "Volunteer of the Year."

[Bran. @b_hart07]

Florida said no to teaching 1st graders sex and yes to financial literacy and people are pissed lol society is COOKED

[Frankie Borrelli @FrankieBorrelli]

Try doing it with a 60 degree and then talk to me

[Ron DeSantis @GovRonDeSantis]

By allowing men to compete in women's sports, the NCAA is destroying opportunities for women, making a mockery of its championships, and perpetuating a fraud.

In Florida, we reject these lies and recognize Sarasota's Emma Weyant as the best women's swimmer in the 500y freestyle.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

ESPN is no longer a sports company. They’re left wing political activists masquerading as a sports company.

[verum obdurat 🌺⏳🌵⚔️ @leucinedreams]

The girl who lost her spot in the NCAA swimming championship just got suspended from Twitter for her post about Lia Thomas.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Today is my birthday. I’m not a big birthday guy. Everybody gets born. It’s nothing to be proud of. So instead of birthday wishes I’d ask you to sent 1 negative tweet to any of my enemies. Do not threaten them. Just remind them that they stink. Thank you.

[Mike Vrabel @CoachVrabel50]

That explains why you’re so slow…broken leg.

[Chantel McCabe @chantel_mccabe]

18 sleeps.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Congrats, it’s the first day of spring. And if you are reading this right now you have officially survived Joe Biden’s winter of death.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Death. Taxes. Rick Barnes teams choking in March.

[Brad Ballwaslife @BradBallwaslife]

Maybe the worst Tech you’ll see

[Riggs @RiggsBarstool]

Partner: Just cozy it up there; it’s a touchy one

Me:

[Barstool Rocky Top @BarstoolTenn]

THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS, WHO MANY PEOPLE SAID WERE BETTER THAN THE TENNESSEE VOLUNTEERS, JUST LOST TO A 15 SEED!!!

[Zedwa @zedwa5]

Give Reggie back his damn heisman!

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

THIS. IS. MARCH.