Ryan McLoughlin

[THE BOYS @TheBoysTV]

Think, Ryan! What will you have after 500 years?
Your memes, dad. I'd still have your memes.

[Pitchergami @pitchergami]

🚨 PITCHERGAMI 🚨

Nolan McLean just threw a line that has NEVER happened in MLB history:

5.1 IP | 1 H | 1 ER | 2 BB | 4 K

NYM @ SF
That's the 27th Pitchergami of 2026 and 1 of 83,251+ unique lines on record.

[imit @imitationlearn]

claude --dangerously-explore-my-sexuality

[Celeste Amadon @Celesteamadon]

Claude is hinge and Chatgpt is tinder.

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

Just in case Gen Z is trying to understand what happened today:

Claude was mogging OpenAI for weeks. Then this gymcel dev ships Clawdbot which was the fastest growing OSS thing ever, absolute looksmax for the whole ecosystem.

Anthropic tries to dairygoon him with legal. Dev renames to OpenClaw. OpenAI slides in like a foid-pulling Chad with acquisition interest. OpenClaw gets acquired by OpenAI.

Now Anthropic is getting jestergooned by the entire timeline and OpenAI is gigamaxing off their fumble.

Anthropic could've just let him cook. Instead they went full moid and got outframed by the jestermaxxers at OpenAI.

[g a b y @gabydvj]

slack is a joyless place. but i love sending the salute emoji. makes it all the suffering worth it

[JT @jiratickets]

Knew a dude who emailed the IT guy directly instead of submitting a ticket and they blew his shit smoove off

[THE BOYS @TheBoysTV]

Been a documentary for awhile, mate

[Mads @europemaxxed]

mom brought out the family christmas album and asked about what happened to her happy boy

[Jake @JakeWallinger]

FUCK ANDREW CUOMO
FUCK DONALD TRUMP
FUCK THE ESTABLISHMENT
FUCK BILLIONAIRES
FUCK DAVE PORTNOY
FUCK BILL ACKMAN
FUCK ELON MUSK
FUCK ERIC ADAMS
FUCK MICHAEL RAPPOPORT
FUCK DEBRA MESSING
FUCK CHUCK SCHUMER
FUCK AMY SCHUMER

[Adolf Elmer @adolfelmer]

Who are we missing?

[mr online @Absolunar]

this bidet got me blasting Rope bro

[chase @funnysmartguy12]

some nights i stay up hella late just farting

[LackThereof @lackthereof23]

> goes on channel with 10 million subscribers

> “I’m a fascist”

> gets fired

> “I’m being unfairly persecuted for my political beliefs”

> makes gofundme

> gets $10,000+ for free

Clown world

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

my apologies Aragorn son of Arathorn I was not familiar with your game

[darcy 🫐 @fuyumeowra]

The Trump shooter missing his shot so we could watch the Republican Party's downfall in real time

[🏆 - jason 🦥🪐 @spongebobsloth]

Me watching superman say fuck israel for 2hrs and 9mins

[gay male lesbian chaser @fatherbeja]

“i just took ten shots” = scary, concerning, are you okay?

“i just have two beautiful delicious long island iced teas” = graceful, sophisticated, congratulations