Ryan Cooper

Recovering SQL Server DBA. Sifting through the digital sediment looking for some knowledge.

[Ryan Cooper @rcooperd]

@commadelimited Dang sir, that sounds not fun. Hopefully it’s an easy patch.

[Ryan Cooper @rcooperd]

@Josh_ADHD Yep. It’s very easy. I wound up adding to my router so it would use the Pi Hole for DNS. Blocks around 25% of traffic.

[Ryan Cooper @rcooperd]

@zippy1981 Making Bechamel sauce about all i use them for

[Jon Erlichman @JonErlichman]

Most U.S. patents granted each year:

2021: IBM
2020: IBM
2019: IBM
2018: IBM
2017: IBM
2016: IBM
2015: IBM
2014: IBM
2013: IBM
2012: IBM
2011: IBM
2010: IBM
2009: IBM
2008: IBM
2007: IBM
2006: IBM
2005: IBM
2004: IBM
2003: IBM
2002: IBM
2001: IBM
2000: IBM
1999: IBM
1998: IBM…

[Ryan Cooper @rcooperd]

@aubreyhirsch Monkeys

[Ryan Cooper @rcooperd]

More convinced every day that ‘Strong opinions, weakly held’ is optimal for most situations.

[Anonymous TV 🇺🇦 @YourAnonTV]

JUST IN: Hacking group 'NB65', affiliated with #Anonymous has shut down the Control Center of the Russian Space Agency 'Roscosmos'. #Russia has no more control over their own Spy-Satelites. #OpRussia
#OpKremlin #FreeUkraine #FckPutin

[olexander scherba🇺🇦 @olex_scherba]

A spirited exchange between a Russian ship & a Georgian maintenance ship.

- You Russian?
- Yes.
- We refuse you refueling.
- Who speaks?
- Assistant captain from Georgia. “Russian ship, go fuck yourself”

- But we run on fumes.
- Ok, then row, fucking invaders!
#RussiaGoHome

[Ryan Cooper @rcooperd]

@tjaybelt Singular as it represents the entity. Also makes PK naming more intuitive and consistent for developers as it matches the table name. For example OrdersID vs OrderID.

[MrBill // wardrive every day // @SecureThisNow]

Speaking of @slashdot

[Ryan Cooper @rcooperd]

There’s always someone having a crappier day than you.

[Ryan Cooper @rcooperd]

It was so cold this morning that my glasses froze to my face. Didn’t even know that was possible.

[Ryan Cooper @rcooperd]

@RestinBeachFace What kind of sorcery is this?

[Ryan Cooper @rcooperd]

@zippy1981 Awesome. My wife had a g-grandfather named Nimrod, which we found amusing. Apparently it was somewhat common as it meant ‘skillful hunter’. But the connotation changed in the ‘30s due to Bugs Bunny referring to Elmer Fudd as nimrod.

[Ryan Cooper @rcooperd]

@notcapnamerica I want someone to come over at 10:00 every night, clean the kitchen and leave.

[Ryan Cooper @rcooperd]

@sqL_handLe Spot on. There are many, many reasons for the current geographical/political alignment. Distilling things down to finger point isn’t going to get you anywhere. It’s an everyone problem, not a Party problem.

[Ryan Cooper @rcooperd]

@sqL_handLe Agreed. The Southern Strategy argument is very flimsy anyway.

[Ryan Cooper @rcooperd]

@zippy1981 Better is the 1st time you get a bonus & the direct deposit hits with less than half.

[Ryan Cooper @rcooperd]

@zippy1981