Crispin

[Crispin @rcrispin68]

Tired of seeing these drug dealer kids “flexing” on Instagram “if you ain’t talking money” this that and the other like my dude didn’t I see you WALKING through town last week?? Your money ain’t talking pal😂😂

[Crispin @rcrispin68]

Im gonna say it. There has not been one time I’ve gone to a @wendys drive through and gotten my order 100% right. Whatever I do get is good and all but be better like it really isn’t hard.

[Crispin @rcrispin68]

@averybramell Same old man you’re standing with in your profile pic

[Crispin @rcrispin68]

Okay can we all agree that bacon is not a sufficient breakfast sandwich meat. Bacon in my opinion is a compliment meat. Like how are they gonna give you 2 crusty strips of bacon and think that’s a fair trade off for a sausage patty etc.

[Crispin @rcrispin68]

Cmon man Florida already got hit hard enough

[David J. Chao - ProFootballDoc @ProFootballDoc]

Don't see how #Tua can return with the form of posturing in his arms/hands/fingers. Can't be anything else but presumed head trauma that can explain that away.

[Crispin @rcrispin68]

Ok is it just me or can I not go anywhere in or out of this town without some sort of road work or tree work?

[Crispin @rcrispin68]

@TShivs3385 No names just a general tweet

[Crispin @rcrispin68]

There might be nothing more annoying than an out of control kid with a water gun

[Crispin @rcrispin68]

If you’re ever feeling unsure in life. Just remember the things you can count on. Like the trash cans at the Glassboro Wendy’s drive-through being so full they’re overflowing.

[Crispin @rcrispin68]

I’d really like to know how many minutes/hours of my life have been wasted sitting on hold with the bank trying to deal with something that’s not at all my fault.

[Crispin @rcrispin68]

Who do diners think they’re feeding with these portions?

[Crispin @rcrispin68]

Yeah so this new tiktok voice is really bothering me. Yeah I know first world problem but like IYKYK

[Crispin @rcrispin68]

Let’s see how this stirs the pot 🥴 #fastfoodworkerstrike

[Crispin @rcrispin68]

If you’re going to try and steal somebody’s girl please make sure your beard connects and if it doesn’t please find the closest razor 😂

[Crispin @rcrispin68]

@Acrispin20 My girlfriend 😂😂

[Crispin @rcrispin68]

Girls will really eat a lunchable and be like “ah that hit the spot.”

[Crispin @rcrispin68]

@_RyanMcKeever I keep it real that’s all 😂

[Crispin @rcrispin68]

@giannajordannn Arby’s smacks. Arby’s>Chickfila yeah I said it

[Crispin @rcrispin68]

Wanna talk to some weirdos. Post a car for cheap on Facebook marketplace. You’re phone won’t stop buzzing I swear