Ryan Dall

PC: Triston Casas, Sox, SeaDogs, Mcgwire. Taillon, Moniak…for whatever reason.

[Big Tom Callahan🇺🇸 @CallahanAutoCo]

BRAKING NEWS: I just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell and he agreed to buy 500,000 Brake Pads on behalf of the Great State of Kentucky!

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

I spoke to McConnell for about 20 minutes this morning.

He said we should end the war with Iran, quit giving aid to Israel, stop spying on Americans without a warrant, and he’s really sorry about how my primary turned out.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

I had to double-check that this was a real Truth Social post by Donald Trump

It was.

He’s completely unhinged.

#TrumpIsUnhinged

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The second birthright citizenship was upheld, MAGA started talking about:

Sterilization requirements for women.
Visa denials for pregnant women.
ICE targeting pregnant women.

So when they tell you they’re pro-life and pro-women, it’s all bullshit.

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

Just shocking this was a 5-4 ruling. This Court is so so badly broken.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

3 years ago.

Yes this is real.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

This tweet mentions the word God one more time than the entire Constitution does.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Jim Jordan on the World Cup: "Look at the UFC fight where the American beat the Spanish guy in the main event. We're on a roll so let's hope the hockey team can do the same."

(The World Cup isn't a hockey event ...)

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Racist, spree-killing cry-baby-ass bitches.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Sean Duffy's 7-year-old daughter has Down syndrome.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

I assimilated all the way to Congress and this idiot still tells me to go back where I came from.

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Imagine taking a few Bible verses on human sexuality as literal divine commands from God for all society, but minimizing 2,000+ verses calling for the care of immigrants, the marginalized, the oppressed, and the poor to be a personal choice.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Like Melania Trump?

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Either Collins is lying or she doesn’t remember the most consequential Supreme Court decision of her time.

- It was a 5-4 decision not 6-3.
- Kavanaugh was the deciding vote.
- Collins was the deciding vote on Kavanaugh.

Either way, Collins time has passed.

[Gillette Stadium @GilletteStadium]

Matchday giveaway! Follow us and RT this post for your chance to win this World Cup swag!

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.

[Hazel Lyon @HazelLyon16]

Dear Boston,

I'd like to apologise for any confusion. After spending time with the Tartan Army, you may have been under the impression that visiting football fans mostly sing about their own team, enjoy a few drinks, make friends with the locals and leave with everyone's liver slightly damaged but spirits intact.

Our neighbours England have now arrived chanting about us. We appreciate this may seem odd when we're not even playing them. Most countries express their football culture by celebrating themselves. England appears to express theirs singing about Scotland. We don’t fully understand it either. It's a fascinating phenomenon.

P.S. Thanks for looking after the Tartan Army. They left you with good memories. What happens next is between you and God 😉

[BOS in DC ☘️ @bostonianindc2]

Please throw them in the Harbor immediately.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

SUSAN COLLINS: The people of Maine want independence

FOX NEWS: You've voted with President Trump about 94% of the time

[Boo @IzaBooboo]

Ok, but