Rachel

[Rachel @rdamato95]

low key thankful that i’m so annoying bc i know i’ll never get kidnapped

[Rachel @rdamato95]

There’s nobody with worse customer service than @UPS

[Rachel @rdamato95]

@GordonRamsay the espresso at your restaurant is not the best one I’ve ever had

[Rachel @rdamato95]

@kaysodopee All the time

[Rachel @rdamato95]

First night back to work after long weekend off is torture

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

today is really hard for girls who like hot dogs and look really good in red lipstick but don’t want to be mistaken for patriotic. keep us in your prayers 💔

[Rachel @rdamato95]

Good morning to everyone except Tom Sandoval

[Rachel @rdamato95]

Would do weird things for Taylor swift tickets for tonight

[Rachel @rdamato95]

Pro tip give the guy that’s been in ur DMs for the past 6 years a chance. This energy and attention is unmatched

[Rachel @rdamato95]

Find me one thing in the world better than trash tv (you can’t)

[Rachel @rdamato95]

My most toxic trait is instagram DMing @nickjonas as if he’ll ever answer

[Rachel @rdamato95]

also espresso martinis are 10x better with tequila

[Rachel @rdamato95]

boys drinking espresso martinis is an ick. no one fight me on this

[Rachel @rdamato95]

wait so is rihanna pregnant

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

i don’t care how angry you are, you NEVER attack someone with personal stuff they trusted you with and told you when you was on good terms

[Rachel @rdamato95]

females are fucking weird

[Rachel @rdamato95]

I keep telling myself you gotta be a good friend to have good friends…. but people really like to test me recently

[Rachel @rdamato95]

@tanamongeau yes

[Rachel @rdamato95]

holy fuckkkkkkk wow my mind is blown

[Rachel @rdamato95]

why did i wait so long to start watching these amish shows on tlc