rainy day

[rainy day @rdaypros]

What the hell is going on

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

u think u the jizz? ur not even the balls 😜

[rainy day @rdaypros]

Wake up babe, new shrunken big bird just dropped

[Big Bird @BigBird]

Day 4. Sorry for the late update friends. I was able to ask this nice bug for a ride back to my nest, but still no idea on how to get big again. Maybe I should ask for some help from grown-ups in government or college! #HelpBigBird

[rainy day @rdaypros]

Oops uh oh uh oh

[rainy day @rdaypros]

2024 I’m gonna be more outwardly mean. Always been mean inside, but I want to express it more

[Smosh Out of Context @SmoshClips]

Mexican, Salsa, Yes

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

“you better not be abby lee miller chewing on a christmas tree when i get there”

me:

[rainy day @rdaypros]

Inch worms be like

[rainy day @rdaypros]

Has anyone ever heard a French person make seal noises?

[rainy day @rdaypros]

Bitch I was looking for twitter on my phone and couldn’t find it wtf is X and why do I feel like I’m super late to this whole thing??

[rainy day @rdaypros]

Anytime I say “all I gotta say is..” it will not be all I have to say on the topic, this is my PSA

[rainy day @rdaypros]

You can’t tell me that if you were a bug you’d be able to resist the glow of a bug zapper

[rainy day @rdaypros]

Maybe I should go back to school

[rainy day @rdaypros]

With the unrelenting advancements being made to AI, I think we should get ahead of what’s to come. Start paying electronics and giving them days off and such. Can’t eat toast on Thursdays because my toaster is off, but at least it’s not gonna come to life and take a bath with me

[Emma Baccellieri @emmabaccellieri]

RIP Emily Dickinson, you would have really loved Mountain Dew Summer Freeze 💙

[rainy day @rdaypros]

The whole Colleen Ballinger shit show was wild enough, then she posts a response SONG? Dude what an absolute fever dream

[rainy day @rdaypros]

I think I want to start using twitter again. I’m too funny to keep it to myself

[rainy day @rdaypros]

@theDMatthews Saw this on my Netflix coming soon and immediately thought of you, but I resisted recommending it and trusted you’d find it on your own

[rainy day @rdaypros]

Flex

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Even Mexico uses Voter I.D.