Ryan Brill (parody)

Writer and teacher living in Tokyo. Enjoys long walks off short piers. (he/him)

[Ryan Brill (parody) @rdbrill]

This feedback cuts me deep.

[Ryan Brill (parody) @rdbrill]

@pukipukipikopi @takaichi_sanae @jimin_koho So glad Japan elected women that also hate women <3 Keep driving this country into the ground.

[Ryan Brill (parody) @rdbrill]

@takaichi_sanae Yes, but did you bring melons?

[Ryan Brill (parody) @rdbrill]

@onoda_kimi I thought you were "wife of Japan". In any case, sorry you don't like your title. Maybe you should quit.

[Ryan Brill (parody) @rdbrill]

Marriage, parenthood, suicide. These are the chosen deaths.

[Ryan Brill (parody) @rdbrill]

"The world is your anus, so peg it with honesty." - Helluva Boss, S1:Ep5

[Ryan Brill (parody) @rdbrill]

@tao_lin Snort one you coward

[Ryan Brill (parody) @rdbrill]

@QMmmmmmLiu @munozfortik Ya'll really need to get off Twitter and work on yur slides ;)

[Ryan Brill (parody) @rdbrill]

Is this... not a sex thing?

[OnlyFans @OnlyFans]

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[Ryan Brill (parody) @rdbrill]

Im in my Hazbin era. Bathe me in entertaining fire.

[Ryan Brill (parody) @rdbrill]

Can I still hate twitter if it has a new name? Why am I here, you ask? To look for #HazbinHotelAlastor fanart of course.

[Ryan Brill (parody) @rdbrill]

@QMmmmmmLiu Also, I would like to note that in law and policy, they/them is often considered ambiguous as 'they' can denote both singular and plural recipients while he/she is consistantly and unambiguously singular.

Sorry an email frustrated you though ;)

[Ryan Brill (parody) @rdbrill]

@QMmmmmmLiu Do you know what they call the guy with the worst grades in medical school?

Doctor.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Just like we drew it up.

[Ryan Brill (parody) @rdbrill]

@GOPJosh20 Is 'alpha' what we're calling dorks now?

[Ryan Brill (parody) @rdbrill]

@SpeakerJohnson @kayleighmcenany It's a shame she is a crazy person. Glad you love her :) it's sweet

[Ryan Brill (parody) @rdbrill]

@SpeakerJohnson Democracy wasn't on the list, Mike

[Ryan Brill (parody) @rdbrill]

"Let us learn to show our friendship for a man when he is alive and not after he is dead." -F. Scott Fitzgerald

[Ryan Brill (parody) @rdbrill]

@sidrai13 I hate this guy more than I hate AIDs

[Ryan Brill (parody) @rdbrill]

@sidrai13 Sounds like it was a thing you did

[Ryan Brill (parody) @rdbrill]

@DoctorLockwood I can't wait to be an x-user.