Dave Carter

M.A.M.I.L. Paramedic. PEd

[Dave Carter @rdccarter]

@DrLindaDykes Tell them you agreed to buy a newspaper, not a hate pamphlet.

[Dave Carter @rdccarter]

@PollysArron Sorry to learn of this dude 😔.

[Dave Carter @rdccarter]

@PollysArron Stanley Unwin stylee
https://t.co/fhmhh8HvxH

[Sophia @Occams_Blazer]

It’s almost like we’re real human beings and not infallible robot heroes

[Dave Carter @rdccarter]

@seanevs74 @Lizzie_Sealey I’d love it. Trouble is, so would Mrs C, but she works in school & can’t get the time off. I’d probably be about as popular as a squaddie in the ambulance service 😳.
(Sorry, did I think that out loud?)

[Dave Carter @rdccarter]

@seanevs74 @Lizzie_Sealey Enjoy! #jealous

[Celebrity Paramedic @Celebrity_Medic]

This report is now 3 years old, I don’t believe any of the recommendations have been implemented.Most of it looks good on paper but the reality faced by many does not resemble its content.
MH, suicide and bullying it still rife and pushed under the carpet.https://t.co/07Fr7YYU9I

[Celebrity Paramedic @Celebrity_Medic]

This 👇🏻 x 1,000,000
Are you listening CEO’s

#EnoughisEnough

[Pete Fowler @petefowlerart]

Whoever did this please make yourself known
👏👏

[Dave Carter @rdccarter]

@Occams_Blazer The ‘tiny baby’ kitten, “I know how to be accepted & loved by the big boys, I’ll go sit on his head while he’s asleep!” 🤦‍♂️

[Dave Carter @rdccarter]

@PollysArron Damn your Leeds players crippling one of my Liverpool players in a freak accident as a result of what was actually a bloody good tackle! 😡 #shouldprobablyrescindtheredcard

[Dave Carter @rdccarter]

@PollysArron https://t.co/VFCDMxW3C2
I’ve been making this Scott Baptie one for a while & it’s definitely a favourite 😋

[Dave Carter @rdccarter]

@PollysArron 28th December? Damn! I’m rearranging my sock drawer that day.

[Dave Carter @rdccarter]

@PollysArron @FlintshireCC Also, @FlintshireCC please deliver a new food waste bin since your recyclers broke the one I had & then the #irishtravellers working next door stole what remained of the one I had 😡

[Dave Carter @rdccarter]

@PollysArron @FlintshireCC I’ve resisted because #Ialreadypaymycounciltax. This year, I capitulated & paid for the service & now I can’t do any gardening because my back is knackered! However, it’d be nice if they’d actually send out the tag/sticker to put on my brown bin. How difficult can it be?

[Dave Carter @rdccarter]

@PollysArron Anyway; next up…

[Dave Carter @rdccarter]

@PollysArron Nah, cos I think you used *all* the limes in the world & I currently have 2 of them. Willing to donate though….

[Dave Carter @rdccarter]

@PollysArron It’s a goodun alright. A Passion For Fashion was summink else though 🤪