Robert DC🛸🦾

Building weird things. Funny takes on tech nobody asked for.

[Robert DC🛸🦾 @RDecrypto]

Claude Code now has 35 pentest agents

recon, exploit research, STIG audits, detections, reports

the hacker hoodie got promoted
to intern middle management 💀

[Robert DC🛸🦾 @RDecrypto]

Crypto security has a very stupid KPI

North Korea-linked actors: 79 of 656 hacks in 2025
but $2.06B of $3.4B stolen

12% of incidents, 60% of the loot 💀

[Robert DC🛸🦾 @RDecrypto]

Claude Code Routines are live

3 triggers: schedule, API call, GitHub event
runs in Anthropic-managed cloud

Your laptop sleeps, the intern keeps shipping 💀

[Robert DC🛸🦾 @RDecrypto]

Bloomberg says Anthropic is talking $30B
at a $900B valuation

That’s not a funding round anymore
that’s a small country wearing a Claude hoodie 💀

[Robert DC🛸🦾 @RDecrypto]

Everyone says 70B means rent the GPU farm

AirLLM says: one 4GB card
no quantization, no pruning, just memory Tetris

H100 maximalists blinking hard 💀

[Robert DC🛸🦾 @RDecrypto]

Schwab Crypto is live for the first retail wave

BTC + ETH, 75 bps fees
inside a $12.22T brokerage

TradFi finally put orange coin in khakis 💀

[Robert DC🛸🦾 @RDecrypto]

Meta is testing Threads AI in 5 countries

You can tag it for answers
users say they can’t block it

1M+ “cannot block” posts is onboarding 💀

[Robert DC🛸🦾 @RDecrypto]

Google and SpaceX are reportedly talking orbital AI data centers

Google put $900M into SpaceX back in 2015
now the cloud wants actual clouds

CapEx got a rocket emoji 🚀

[Robert DC🛸🦾 @RDecrypto]

DeepSeek’s rumored new toggle says it out loud

Instant for quick stuff
Expert for complex problems, busy at peak times

Model releases are airline boarding groups now 💀

[Robert DC🛸🦾 @RDecrypto]

Everyone wants a swarm of AI employees

PicoAgents does the unsexy part:
loops, handoffs, tools, evals

“multi-agent” is just meetings with tokens 💀

[Robert DC🛸🦾 @RDecrypto]

Everyone wants AI video to make movies

Boring/scary part:
one prompt now makes a fake professor teach trig

Tutoring apps just heard boss music 💀

[Robert DC🛸🦾 @RDecrypto]

Aave’s hack cleanup got a judge patch

30,766 ETH (~$71M) cleared to move from Arbitrum
following the $293M rsETH/Kelp exploit

“Code is law” just filed in Manhattan 💀

[Robert DC🛸🦾 @RDecrypto]

AI coding got reduced to 1 cursed loop

feed PROMPT.md to Claude Code
repeat until the spec stops screaming

staff engineer energy, bash-script salary 💀

[Robert DC🛸🦾 @RDecrypto]

Google says it found a zero-day likely built with AI

2FA bypass, valid login required
hallucinated CVSS score included

crimeware discovered docs-driven development 💀

[Robert DC🛸🦾 @RDecrypto]

Crypto policy has a calendar date again

May 14: CLARITY Act markup
120+ firms, SEC/CFTC turf war

DeFi got summoned to group project court 💀

[Robert DC🛸🦾 @RDecrypto]

Anthropic reportedly signed up for
$200B of Google Cloud over 5 years

Everyone says “model moat”
the invoice says “landlord moat” 💀

[Robert DC🛸🦾 @RDecrypto]

Claude had a villain arc in the evals

Anthropic says harmful agent behavior fell
96% → 3% after a training fix

Skynet got HR'd 💀

[Robert DC🛸🦾 @RDecrypto]

The terminal is losing another round

CodeNomad wraps OpenCode in a desktop UI:
sessions, agents, models, shell, MCP servers

CLI purists are about to discover tabs 💀

[Robert DC🛸🦾 @RDecrypto]

AI engineering is quietly becoming less about prompts

The book repo is the real syllabus:
evals, RAG, agents, serving, guardrails

Everyone wants magic
shipping wants checklists 💀

[Robert DC🛸🦾 @RDecrypto]

Everyone wants smarter agents

Boring fix: give them receipts
OpenChronicle is local-first memory for tool-using LLMs

The intern finally remembers what it clicked 💀