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[abee?🦉 @abeeszn]

i think my purpose in life is to do whatever the fuck i want honestly

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

When you realize your frontal lobe is fully developed and you're gonna be this dumb for the rest of your life

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

they should take another hour every night until there’s no more time. let’s wrap things up

[Trey @treydayway]

I want the aliens to know that I'm on their side

[𝔩𝔲𝔰 @yungnstackin]

my biggest fear is a killer saying some funny shit while I'm playing dead

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

mid-conversation I toss a pistol onto the table not to suggest or imply anything but just to change the situation a little

[Mak @mak_aura]

Only hoe I need is a hoelotta money yahurme

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Unfortunately I can't handle my feelings so my lungs pay the price.

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 ❤︎ ⋆ ݁ ⸌̑⸍͂ @misskerrington]

the entire point of life is to be silly and a little weird btw

[friendly urethra franklin @DoodooSimpanero]

Nothing feels real but im being hella chill about it

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

when i die boomerang them lowering me into the ground please

[swagless @noswagordrip]

I need a freak and $20 on pump 3

[Omar Apollo @omarapollo]

yall don’t yearn fr

[Tromac 🫶🏾 @Tromac_wav]

smokin on that shit that put malcolm in the middle

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

when u so high u start getting scared

[🫧𝕋𝕠𝕜𝕒𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕒𝕤🫧 @theone90x]

smoking weed before bed is nature’s strongest sleep aid.

[Elizabeth @ourladyofsun]

Walking by someone’s house and smelling their laundry detergent being pumped out the vents feels so intimate

[tara ♡. @iamtaranicolee]

I want all my bills paid for Christmas. You hear me Santa with your fat ass

[seiya @systole_]

i love when it’s cold enough to see my own breath. i feel just like a cigarette