Marie

[Marie @rdmarie94]

Mkay every time I go outside the past two weeks 🫠

[Marie @rdmarie94]

What happened to the other 50 areas? #area51

[Marie @rdmarie94]

“Imagine, if you will—”

No I will not and you can’t make me

[Marie @rdmarie94]

Y’all I just missed my package by 56 years

[Marie @rdmarie94]

Not in a million billion years would I have guessed Adam Sandler would officiate their wedding

[Marie @rdmarie94]

100 ft leash and vibes

[Marie @rdmarie94]

Lmao who’s circling the Kansas City stadium? #argentina #soccer #algeria

[Marie @rdmarie94]

Rainbow and lightning

[Marie @rdmarie94]

Home Depot succulents

[Marie @rdmarie94]

With the help of a supportive partner, couch rotting can come with fresh berry bowls

[Marie @rdmarie94]

Get home, it’s Friday 😁
Have a panic attack 🫠 boooo👎
Take a Xanadu 😌 yes, back to business 👍
Hop in the shower 🛀 I can be a functional adult 👍
Figure out what’s for dinner 😩 boooo 👎
Get on the couch and make a pillow nest instead 😌 yesss 👍
Commence rotting 🖤

[Marie @rdmarie94]

I’ve started referring to the less sentient population as robo vacs bc they kinda live aimlessly bumping into walls and shit

[Marie @rdmarie94]

Idk I just like it

[Marie @rdmarie94]

Get home, it’s Friday 😁
Have a panic attack 🫠 boooo👎
Take a Xanadu 😌 yes, back to business 👍
Hop in the shower 🛀 I can be a functional adult 👍
Figure out what’s for dinner 😩 boooo 👎
Get on the couch and make a pillow nest instead 😌 yesss 👍
Commence rotting 🖤

[Marie @rdmarie94]

@Osinttechnical @MFrizzell85 I was holding my breath til I saw all four parachuted

[Marie @rdmarie94]

The World Cup irl

[Marie @rdmarie94]

@Gothigodess This might be my favorite tweet ever

[Marie @rdmarie94]

Everyone loves Morgan Freeman

[Marie @rdmarie94]

I don’t normally watch MMA. Are the announcers normally this punny? Lmao

[Marie @rdmarie94]

@Milkmeray Fruity mustard????