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el hopaness romtic

[rye @rdtricky]

I'm literally tumbleweeding through life right now

[rye @rdtricky]

@OfficialJLD Done. Anything for my President

[rye @rdtricky]

The media just had to go and jinx Betty white talking about her 100th before she actually turned it. RIP.

[rye @rdtricky]

Has the Subaru for 4 hrs and it dialed up the wilderness to send a huge MF SPIDER to nearly kill me whilst driving on i95. F u spider and subaru. Not cool

[rye @rdtricky]

@elthiemann Sorry

[rye @rdtricky]

Don’t ask me how hard I cried it was embarrassing

[rye @rdtricky]

Blessed to be charming and a smooth talker when it comes to dealing with car salesmen

[rye @rdtricky]

Pointed up in the sky and said “huh Venus, Saturn and jupiter look pretty tonight” my dad was shocked I still have my supernatural ability to find celestial objects with ease .. just a nerd

[rye @rdtricky]

Emotional because I drove my dog to my dads house in Florida and he is so happy having a yard. Like now I’m determined to buy a house with a yard for him.

[rye @rdtricky]

@elthiemann Sue them

[rye @rdtricky]

If you catch me sobbing. No you didn’t. But also please don’t tell my girlfriend

[rye @rdtricky]

Selling my mustang in 2 weeks and buying a Subaru. There’s a gay joke in here somewhere..

[chelsea cutler @chelseacutler]

keep hearing about how virtual worlds are going to be huge and let me just say i can barely survive in the real world so please do not add a second world to my plate

[rye @rdtricky]

How do I blame astrology for this guilt ridden panic attack I’m having in the airport because sheesh

[rye @rdtricky]

@carmanslayer It’s the “don’t worry, I’ve dealt w/this before w/ other ppl many times before” for me😂 so business appropriate

[rye @rdtricky]

For the love of god… WHY can spammers text and call me. I DONT HAVE CABLE/ATT AND MY CAR WARRANTY IS FINE

[rye @rdtricky]

@mediocrehomo You mean 1k right lmao

[HOPKINS ATHLETICS @HopkinsSports]

HISTORY MADE!!!

With a 3-0 victory over Washington College, @JHUVB has broken the @NCAADIII record for consecutive wins with 61!

#GoHop!

[rye @rdtricky]

Big booty 20 is just like the new now that’s what I call music/kids bop

[rye @rdtricky]

@chelseacutler always releases the music I need to say the way I’m feeling. Every track on “When I close my eyes” is exactly how I’m feeling lately

[rye @rdtricky]

Love when artists release an album that is outside of their niche and it slaps. #wicme