Ryan Wagoner

Sometimes I have brilliant thoughts and/or commentary that likely deserve their own lives (mostly I don't). I love pants, bourbon, beer, sports, music, outside.

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This is gonna be my new dap sequence.

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Oh man my blue cheque is gone now how will anyone listen to me?

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Man, I haven’t been on Twitter in a minute (do people still say minute to express a much longer period of time?)!

Anyway, what’s new, y’all?

#hashtag

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@jaw_law @outsidemagazine RIP

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@jaw_law Yeah, super sad. Sounded like a complete freak accident. About to go up there now for the first time since it happened.

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lately I’ve been drinking little cans of soda and eating spoonfuls of peanut butter. #tbt

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Everyone hates Rocky Top. Looking forward to the nation rooting on @LongwoodLancers @LongwoodMBB!
#MarchMadness

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Also, weird that I sent this Monday, but it showed up just now.

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Lately I’ve been forgetful that Twitter exists, but @longwoodu sending both @LongwoodMBB & @LongwoodWBB to the NCAA Tourney is reason to tweet. #ProudAlum #Classof2002 #LongwoodCollege

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Go Bungholes! #OhioRock 🐅🏈

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I come across a lot of rocks that look like Ohio.

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Seriously everywhere. #OhioRock

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Sometimes I have this dream where I sign on to AOL’s Instant Messenger (AIM?) and the whole gang’s there. #DMBfan98

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@NRVLiving Also, horse poop is way less dangerous to eat than compared to dog poop. Cliffs Notes version of what I finally googled, anyway.

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is it just the volume of poop that makes it so horse owners don't have to clean up when Peaches drops a pile of turds on the trail or something else?

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Arrived! Needa second one to fill the space!

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Waiting 5+ months for patio furniture for our new screened-in porch is one thing, but no pre-hike donuts is a step too far. We gotta fix this.

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I just woke up on the couch because I rolled on the remote, which turned the tv on. But it’s the Manning brothers talking, over the MNF game, to Philip Rivers and I can’t tell if I’m actually just dreaming.

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I got carded. LOVE THIS TOWN!

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I might have been living in Blacksburg slash haven’t been traveling for a long time when Roanoke is overwhelmingly a big city.

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It’s usually an expensive car and comes across as extra pretentious and douchey, but just saw MAZDA 8.

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Unless the car begs the question, “what kind’ve car is that?,” I’ll never understand the decision to put the model/make on a license plate.