When the only calories I’ve burned are from masturbating and I hop on twitter to see ⭐️𝓼𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓷𝔂𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵🍓⭐️ just ran a 70 mile marathon and instructed a Pilates class
“text me when you get home”
“drive/stay safe”
“call me if you wanna talk”
“stay a little longer”
“can I see you tonight?”
“I miss you”
*random calls
“I thought you might like … so I got it for you”
“… reminded me of you”