Alan Wild

Games industry pro with love of indie dev culture, #GDC, movies, vampires, dragons, caramel, fudge, well-written English, gutter humour and wormhole technology.

[Dr G @BadgerBits]

Bedroom tax? Check out the house of god...

...he owns millions!

Squeeze him for some. I hear he's forever giving

[gril ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 🐙🍳 @GriddleOctopus]

Ancient humour from XCOM Interceptor...

[Dr G @BadgerBits]

I'm administering slimming pills through a revolver

[Tom Francis 🔜🪦 @Pentadact]

How many game designers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but the next day the whole light fitting is broken for some reason.

[Dr G @BadgerBits]

NHS: we have no money!!

...how much did that unnecessary new department cost?

NHS: £15m... But that's different money...

[formerly Size Five Games @danthat]

If you missed it earlier, Gun Monkeys is now cheaper AND bags you two copies. Explained here: http://t.co/Yo85WaErBV (RTs appreciated!)

[Dr G @BadgerBits]

Colleague: you haven't got time to let the patient talk

[Dr G @BadgerBits]

Help!

Mummy!

...I swallowed embalming fluid

[Gunpoint @GunpointGame]

Gunpoint recouped its development costs in 64 seconds. Look at some ridiculous graphs! http://t.co/hjvwTqJ7Q3 Also I need Game Maker help.

[Dr G @BadgerBits]

No no, I'd love to move my seat forward. If we crash, they'll be digging my knee caps out of my eye sockets

[gril ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 🐙🍳 @GriddleOctopus]

"EA has yet to report if these people have also complained about black characters riding up front in the Normandy." http://t.co/nq9ZArie

[gril ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 🐙🍳 @GriddleOctopus]

Mmm, tough flexible e-paper devices launching next month. http://t.co/XDb6jqsS

[formerly Size Five Games @danthat]

Here's a .gif of a dog licking a lime, it may well be the best .gif ever: http://t.co/MQ9mxf7l

[Alan Wild @re_spite]

Augustians must laugh heartily in the face of Augustity! “@stephenfry: So distressing to have been born in August: http://t.co/Wy4Qlein”

[Red @AngryBirds]

Squawk! We did it! RT @RovioHQ Proud to be selected by @pgbiz as the #1 developer of 2012: http://t.co/TaHjzmkA

[Alan Wild @re_spite]

@GriddleOctopus I stopped by Old Morrisons and picked up guinea pig food earlier. *mumble*

[Alan Wild @re_spite]

@jordrich255 I think I'll avoid foundation-rocking coughing!

[Alan Wild @re_spite]

'Me: Hmm, need a new mug or two.' Bought a large cappuccino and, unprompted, was handed a Starbucks mug "for your troubles, sir". Bizarre.

[Alan Wild @re_spite]

Aha, a proper explanation for my can't-switch-off-edness?: Why being sleepy and drunk is great for creativity' http://t.co/xubkPP0z

[Game Maker's Toolkit @gamemakerstk]

Cool: Every email between @aeiowu and @clckwrk as they collaborate - without ever meeting - on PuzzleJuice's art. http://t.co/TONYiiV2