kinda hate how melee has this beautiful mod that lets you instantly queue into another melee player within seconds of booting up and its just unusable bc 90% of the ppl who use it are just aliens trying to run experiments on how the human mind responds to negative stimuli
cashier: i’m sorry sir but your card keeps declining
me: no NO this can’t be happening! i don’t have any cash on me and i really need this prescription.. please, can you-
???: “i’ll cover it. here, use my card.”
i turn around to see relicanth holding out his debit card
It's pretty simple. If you wanna compete in a smash game you play ultimate. If you want to fight shadow realm battles vs autists at the very limit of human ability you play the "game" which used to be smash bros melee
@MaxKetchum_ hi! i don't think that at all. i live not because i deserve it, but because nobody has killed me yet. and with every day that passes, i grow stronger. seemingly with no signs of slowing down.
one day, perhaps I will be the strongest, and then...? Who will save you?