mr. not fucking around

seriously deranged, but calm and analytical. I don't play

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Stephen King and i share something in common: neither of us can remember writing Cujo

[U3HARA @killyourpast24]

this video is really fucking terrible but i can't stop quoting it

[Geoff Keighley @geoffkeighley]

Flappy Bird MMO is a real thing: http://69.164.192.211/flappy.html

[некосаттвачік @nekosattva_chan]

they should make a videogame adaption of Ulysses that plays like grand theft auto in dublin 1904

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Mario from Super Mario has been taken off life support

[ᚨᛚᚢ @KILLMEITSOVER]

I don't jerk cause jerking is the cousin of sex

[mr. not fucking around @reader267]

@KILLMEITSOVER finally

[ᚨᛚᚢ @KILLMEITSOVER]

They got bottomless shota at Applebee's

[Catherine🛩️🏙️🔜TooManyGames @Arsoncel]

FOUND IT!!!!!

[CS Confessions @CS2_Confessions]

"i play cs naked with a blanket over me to meep warm. instead of buying skins for dopamine whenever i need a hit i js finger myself a lil"

[Fascism Enthusiast @_FascismEnthu]

This is what Notch saw before women got involved

[LindyMan @PaulSkallas]

People who get extremely bad hangovers after alcohol. You ask them about their life. They say they are stressed out. In a bad place. Things aren't going well.

Don't drink if that's the case.

Hangovers are for ppl who hate their lives

Happy people don't get hangovers.

[finopticon @igotmysandwich]

Gay dr seuss

[gaz @Nyazsche]

They got cow triangles at tj maxx.

[Jake @JakeWally]

Bare minimum 40 dollars would need to be given to me in exchange for unmuting this

[蒔島梓@バ美肉お絵描きVTuber @azusa_maxima]

カロリーはともかくバーガーくんの不健康部分ってだいたい横にいるポテトくんのせいな気はする