Ben Read

Eat sleep cake repeat

[Ben Read @readierou]

Pancake day schedule
-wake up
-see if father pancake has been
-open all the pancakes
-cook pancake lunch
-watch queens pancake speech
-watch pancake film
-leftover pancake butties
-bed

[Ben Read @readierou]

@megann_denise There’s always one 😘

[Ben Read @readierou]

Imagine having an IQ so low that you both watch and enjoy Love Island

[Ben Read @readierou]

At least being disappointed by football results is a proud English tradition #EnglandvsCroatia

[Ben Read @readierou]

I miss clouds...

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Happy Father’s Day to all the fellow DILFS out there 😎

[Ben Read @readierou]

I’m now at that stage in life where I’ll read and reply to your 10:20 WhatsApp message at 6am the following day.
#newparentproblems

[Ben Read @readierou]

My sons 4weeks old and has already watched Jurassic Park. (Well he watched about half an hour before shitting his nappy) 🏆

[Ben Read @readierou]

@RachelRileyRR You borrow money for a jumper. £50 from mum and £50 from dad. £50 + £50=£100.
You buy the £97 top and get £3 change. You pay mumsy and daddy £1 each and keep £1 for yourself. You now owe mum and dad £49 each. £49+£49=£98. +your £1=£99. Where is the missing pound?

[Ben Read @readierou]

My last cake before I take a paternity break. Thanks for all the support and shares in helping me get this far, I’ll be back in “wedding season”.
https://t.co/AcozDBrx9h
https://t.co/olNyuTQJCV

[Ben Read @readierou]

Happy Ash Wednesday @AshReed89

[Ben Read @readierou]

#HollywoodUndead live in Manchester never disappoints @AshReed89 @batben1983 @hollywoodundead

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Took longer than I thought but here come the festive meat sweats 🏆

[Ben Read @readierou]

@CeejayPorter I think as long as it doesn’t state ‘sharing pack’ on it then it’s one box per person.

[Ben Read @readierou]

Cheeky little pre Christmas holiday 👍

[Ben Read @readierou]

@CeejayPorter 🎶all I want for Christmas is you('re dog)🎶

[Ben Read @readierou]

🎶dashing through the🎶
...no

[Ben Read @readierou]

My New Product Development team now have our first listing on Amazon ideal Christmas countdown for kids, check it...
https://t.co/HRU7OFUWtO

[Ben Read @readierou]

Pumpkin is out but sorry kiddies but if you think im answering the door to give you sweeties while bake off is on you can jog on 😇